Tony,
Yeah, I saw a puff of smoke from your general direction. :D
That was probably my wife cooking...
Hahaha, she's that bad? :D
Let's just say, I'm glad my fire extinguisher worked!
ROFLMAO!!! :D
I've attended a few of those as a firefighter over the years! :D General V>category of incident: "Culinary Disasters". :D
That reminds me of the joke where the young man grew up wanting to be
a firefighter. Indeed, many years ago, boys thought of being policemen, firemen, etc. -- but both are so dangerous...especially being a
constabulary figure.
Anyway, the young man got married, and his wife told him to do
whatever made him happy with his job. So, he went through the fire
academy training, graduated, and got a job at the local fire company.
After the first day at work, he came home elated about the job!! His
wife wondered why he was so happy about fighting fires.
He said "They do everything on a system of bells. The first set of
bells, we put on our fire protection gear...the second set of bells, we
get on the fire trucks...and the third set of bells, we're on our way to
the fire. We should do a similar deal for when we make love!!".
Puzzled, his wife asked "What do you mean by that??". He replied
"First set of bells, we get butt naked. Second set of bells, we get into
bed, and the third set of bells, we get it on". Smiling, his wife
agreed.
So, they do the 3 sets of bells...but without warning, his wife starts
doing "ding ding ding ding ding!!". Her husband said "Wait a minute!!
There's no fourth set of bells!!".
Grinning wryly, his wife said "Oh, yes there is!! You better roll out
more hose!! You're nowhere near the fire!!" <BG>
Daryl
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