Reader's Digest Joke of the Day
As the hedge fund manager gets out of his brand-new Porsche, a truck goes racing by, taking off the door. "My Porsche! My beautiful silver Porsche is ruined!" he screams.
A police officer on the scene shakes his head in disgust. "I can't believe you," he says. "You're so focused on your possessions that you didn't even realize your left arm was torn off when the truck hit you."
The hedge fund manager looks down in absolute horror. "Oh, no!" he cries. "My Rolex!"
RD Issue: February 2018
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