• Dressed to kill

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    Reader's Digest Joke of the Day

    One mid-October evening, I answered a knock on the door. There in front of me was a boy wearing a Dracula mask.
    "Trick or treat!" he yelled.
    "Nice costume," I said. "But Halloween's not for another two weeks."
    "I know," he said. "But I'm away then."
    --Jim Robertson
    RD Issue: October 2008

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