• I'm being slammed by these robocalls

    From August Abolins@august@nospamwantedashlies.ca to Daryl Stout on Sun Oct 4 14:39:20 2020
    On 01/10/2020 5:30 p.m., Daryl Stout wrote,
    I've got to contact the DO NOT CALL registry to get my
    cellphones on it. I'm being slammed by these robocalls.


    There are apps/services that provide disposable phone-numbers that
    you can use infrequently and then "burn" it when you are done using
    it. Once you do, anyone who calls the number will receive an "out of
    service" message.
  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to August Abolins on Mon Oct 5 07:14:00 2020
    August,

    I've got to contact the DO NOT CALL registry to get my
    cellphones on it. I'm being slammed by these robocalls.

    There are apps/services that provide disposable phone-numbers that
    you can use infrequently and then "burn" it when you are done using
    it. Once you do, anyone who calls the number will receive an "out of service" message.

    Interesting. I've heard some pretty bizarre ringtones and answering
    machine messages over the years.

    Daryl

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  • From August Abolins@august@nospamwantedashlies.ca to Daryl Stout on Tue Oct 6 11:12:29 2020
    On 05/10/2020 8:14 a.m., Daryl Stout wrote:

    I've got to contact the DO NOT CALL registry to get my
    cellphones on it. I'm being slammed by these robocalls.

    There are apps/services that provide disposable phone-
    numbers that you can use infrequently and then "burn" it
    when you are done using it. Once you do, anyone who calls
    the number will receive an "out of service" message.

    Interesting. I've heard some pretty bizarre ringtones and
    answering machine messages over the years.

    Look into https://jollyrogertelephone.com/

    Cell phones and voip are specifically supported.
  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Tue Oct 6 10:19:00 2020

    DARYL STOUT wrote to AUGUST ABOLINS <=-

    There are apps/services that provide disposable phone-numbers that
    you can use infrequently and then "burn" it when you are done using
    it. Once you do, anyone who calls the number will receive an "out of service" message.
    Interesting. I've heard some pretty bizarre ringtones and
    answering machine messages over the years.

    One option I read about some time back was to play the SIT tone at the beginning of one's outgoing message. Automated systems (used to) detect
    the tones and list as a disconnected number.

    The SIT Tone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI_wyiY4vyk&ab_channel=TheKimKomandoShow

    Runtime is about eight seconds and not sure how the 'video' is
    affiliated with Kim Komando.



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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Thu Oct 8 22:42:00 2020
    Barry,

    The SIT Tone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI_wyiY4vyk&ab_channel=TheKimKomandoShow

    Runtime is about eight seconds and not sure how the 'video' is
    affiliated with Kim Komando.

    I enjoy listening to that show. That EAS 3 tone alert sure hurts the ears. The 1050 Hertz Tone used on NOAA Weather Radio to set off the warning alarm
    on the older radios was the equivalent of the half step above Middle-C on
    the piano (C-sharp or D-flat, depending on your preference).

    The Specific Area Messsage Encoder (SAME) sounds are as one ham radio operator described them...duck farts. :P

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Fri Oct 9 12:16:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    The SIT Tone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI_wyiY4vyk&ab_channel=TheKimKomandoShow Runtime is about eight seconds and not sure how the 'video' is
    affiliated with Kim Komando.
    I enjoy listening to that show.

    I haven't heard much of her recently. OTOH she was mostly Windows and I switched to Linux.


    That EAS 3 tone alert sure
    hurts the ears. The 1050 Hertz Tone used on NOAA Weather Radio to
    set off the warning alarm on the older radios was the equivalent
    of the half step above Middle-C on the piano (C-sharp or D-flat,
    depending on your preference).

    If you say so on the musical designations but agree with the annoying:
    almost as bad as the fingernails on the chalkboard.


    The Specific Area Messsage Encoder (SAME) sounds are as one ham
    radio operator described them...duck farts. :P

    The ducks would be offended!


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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Tue Oct 13 18:13:00 2020
    Barry,

    If you say so on the musical designations but agree with the annoying: almost as bad as the fingernails on the chalkboard.

    That still gives me chills...and Tex Avery used that in one of his
    cartoons. Also, in a movie, the bad guys used that method to coerce
    information out of an individual. Think metal fingers across the
    chalkboard <SHIVER!>.

    The ducks would be offended!

    They do it like the rest of us. And if one bends over, they are
    told by the one behind them "I can see your quack!!" <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Wed Oct 14 10:21:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    If you say so on the musical designations but agree with the annoying: almost as bad as the fingernails on the chalkboard.
    That still gives me chills...and Tex Avery used that in one of
    his cartoons. Also, in a movie, the bad guys used that method to
    coerce information out of an individual. Think metal fingers
    across the chalkboard <SHIVER!>.

    <wince!!>


    The ducks would be offended!
    They do it like the rest of us. And if one bends over, they are
    told by the one behind them "I can see your quack!!" <G>

    Plumber ducks?



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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Thu Oct 15 10:36:00 2020
    Buck,

    If you say so on the musical designations but agree with the annoying: almost as bad as the fingernails on the chalkboard.
    That still gives me chills...and Tex Avery used that in one of
    his cartoons. Also, in a movie, the bad guys used that method to
    coerce information out of an individual. Think metal fingers
    across the chalkboard <SHIVER!>.

    <wince!!>

    From whence came the wince?? <G>

    The ducks would be offended!
    They do it like the rest of us. And if one bends over, they are
    told by the one behind them "I can see your quack!!" <G>

    Plumber ducks?

    Only when they bend over. <G>

    It reminds me of the cartoon, where the automobile mechanic is bent
    over, looking under the hood of this woman's vehicle in the repair
    shop. His pants have "fallen down", where much of his butt crack is visible...and he tells her "You need a new belt".

    Takes one to know one, I guess. :P

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Fri Oct 16 12:34:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    Buck,

    Boost! (OK, so I've been playing around lately with a project including
    a buck-boost regulator ==> if the input is high will lower it [buck]; if
    input voltage too low will boost it.)


    If you say so on the musical designations but agree with the annoying: almost as bad as the fingernails on the chalkboard.
    That still gives me chills...and Tex Avery used that in one of
    his cartoons. Also, in a movie, the bad guys used that method to
    coerce information out of an individual. Think metal fingers
    across the chalkboard <SHIVER!>.
    <wince!!>
    From whence came the wince?? <G>

    From a quince, Vince!


    The ducks would be offended!
    They do it like the rest of us. And if one bends over, they are
    told by the one behind them "I can see your quack!!" <G>
    Plumber ducks?
    Only when they bend over. <G>

    And they both have big bills.


    It reminds me of the cartoon, where the automobile mechanic is
    bent over, looking under the hood of this woman's vehicle in the
    repair shop. His pants have "fallen down", where much of his butt
    crack is visible...and he tells her "You need a new belt".
    Takes one to know one, I guess. :P

    And it was one of those newer serpentine belts -- the two got entangled
    -- ah, no.



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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Sat Oct 17 13:04:00 2020
    Barry,

    Buck,

    Boost! (OK, so I've been playing around lately with a project
    including a buck-boost regulator ==> if the input is high will lower it [buck]; if input voltage too low will boost it.)

    I have a Boost Utility on the Android and the computers, to disable the emphasis on programs not needed.

    From whence came the wince?? <G>

    From a quince, Vince!

    To deliver from the quiver. <G>

    And they both have big bills.

    Or the duck in the bar telling them he's going to pay for everything;
    by "put it on my bill". <G>

    And it was one of those newer serpentine belts -- the two got entangled
    -- ah, no.

    Snaking around the issue.

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Sun Oct 18 11:31:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    Buck,
    Boost! (OK, so I've been playing around lately with a project
    including a buck-boost regulator ==> if the input is high will lower it [buck]; if input voltage too low will boost it.)
    I have a Boost Utility on the Android and the computers, to
    disable the emphasis on programs not needed.

    My guess is technically it's more of a buck programme as it decreases
    the emphasis so effectively boosts the others.


    From whence came the wince?? <G>
    From a quince, Vince!
    To deliver from the quiver. <G>

    The anticipation causes a shiver!



    And they both have big bills.
    Or the duck in the bar telling them he's going to pay for
    everything; by "put it on my bill". <G>

    That's better than covering up William! (nickname = Bill)



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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Tue Oct 20 13:15:00 2020
    Barry,


    From whence came the wince?? <G>
    From a quince, Vince!
    To deliver from the quiver. <G>

    The anticipation causes a shiver!

    And, with winter, it will be delivered. <G>


    And they both have big bills.
    Or the duck in the bar telling them he's going to pay for
    everything; by "put it on my bill". <G>

    That's better than covering up William! (nickname = Bill)

    What's "fun" is that on several ham radio nets I run, I get
    several hams that checkin with the same first name!! If it
    wasn't for each having a different callsign, it'd really be a
    madhouse!!

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Wed Oct 21 07:33:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    From whence came the wince?? <G>
    From a quince, Vince!
    To deliver from the quiver. <G>
    The anticipation causes a shiver!
    And, with winter, it will be delivered. <G>

    V.O., rapidly speaking: "Offer not available in the Southern
    Hemisphere. Void where prohibited; we will not be held liable for
    pubic indecency chaarges."


    And they both have big bills.
    Or the duck in the bar telling them he's going to pay for
    everything; by "put it on my bill". <G>
    That's better than covering up William! (nickname = Bill)
    What's "fun" is that on several ham radio nets I run, I get
    several hams that checkin with the same first name!! If it
    wasn't for each having a different callsign, it'd really be a
    madhouse!!

    Common first names isn't that uncommon, or even ones that sound similar
    -- and it has probably gotten worse with the muffling of the masks.
    When I was at the urologist a year or two ago waiting in waiting room
    with the usual crowd of others. Nurse comes in, announces "Barry?"
    Someone else bounds up to her. Think to myself well maybe it wasn't
    Barry - could be Larry, Harry, Jerry.... Wait and wait, finally inquire
    at the check in counter, yup, probably was for me. Not sure how the
    other guy got past the last name and birthdate verifications.


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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Sat Oct 24 21:30:00 2020
    Barry,

    And, with winter, it will be delivered. <G>

    V.O., rapidly speaking: "Offer not available in the Southern
    Hemisphere. Void where prohibited; we will not be held liable for
    pubic indecency chaarges."

    Really.

    Common first names isn't that uncommon, or even ones that sound similar
    -- and it has probably gotten worse with the muffling of the masks.

    Plus, you can't see them smile. Or with people gritting their teeth,
    and it's "I *AM* smiling, d@mn it!!" <G>.

    When I was at the urologist a year or two ago waiting in waiting room
    with the usual crowd of others. Nurse comes in, announces "Barry?" Someone else bounds up to her. Think to myself well maybe it wasn't
    Barry - could be Larry, Harry, Jerry.... Wait and wait, finally
    inquire at the check in counter, yup, probably was for me. Not sure
    how the other guy got past the last name and birthdate verifications.

    There was similar confusion in the ER last night (see another post from
    this packet). But, the hospital uses last name first (i.e. Stout, Daryl).

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Sun Oct 25 07:38:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    And, with winter, it will be delivered. <G>
    V.O., rapidly speaking: "Offer not available in the Southern
    Hemisphere. Void where prohibited; we will not be held liable for
    pubic indecency charges."
    Really.

    Yup, really! Our highly-paid designer suit-wearing lawyers said so!



    Common first names isn't that uncommon, or even ones that sound similar
    -- and it has probably gotten worse with the muffling of the masks.
    Plus, you can't see them smile. Or with people gritting their
    teeth, and it's "I *AM* smiling, d@mn it!!" <G>.

    They should take a cue from the commercial about some depression
    medication: person goes around in social gatherings with a stick with a
    frowny face on one side and a happy face on the other. (The person is depressed so frowning before taking the medication but 'putting on a
    happy face'.) Should use something like that since we can't see the
    mouth expression under the mask.


    When I was at the urologist a year or two ago waiting in waiting room
    with the usual crowd of others. Nurse comes in, announces "Barry?" Someone else bounds up to her. Think to myself well maybe it wasn't
    Barry - could be Larry, Harry, Jerry.... Wait and wait, finally
    inquire at the check in counter, yup, probably was for me. Not sure
    how the other guy got past the last name and birthdate verifications.
    There was similar confusion in the ER last night (see another
    post from this packet). But, the hospital uses last name first
    (i.e. Stout, Daryl).

    Hmm: with a slight accent I could be a "Stout Beer-ee"!


    ... Are cranberries healthy?? I never heard one complain.

    So we know they're not Jewish!


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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Tue Oct 27 15:33:00 2020
    Barry,

    Yup, really! Our highly-paid designer suit-wearing lawyers said so!

    Attorney: Have Lawsuit (their attire), will travel. :P

    The deal with "Disorder In The Court" comes to mind (I think I've
    posted that in here before...if not, I can do it in a later message).

    They should take a cue from the commercial about some depression medication: person goes around in social gatherings with a stick with a frowny face on one side and a happy face on the other. (The person is depressed so frowning before taking the medication but 'putting on a
    happy face'.) Should use something like that since we can't see the
    mouth expression under the mask.

    I was out at lunch at a local restaurant today, and instead of a mask,
    one customer had a face shield. It reminded me when I was working with the hazardous chemicals in silkscreen printing (especially the lye (sodium hydroxide) related solution, that helped remove the "ghost images" from previous designs, before the screen was coated with emulsion again, and
    had a new image placed with it...especially if the new image had halftones (dots). I find it ironic that growing up, I was fascinated by these
    halftones in the books, especially in one called "Elementary School Mathematics" (which was over 50 years ago now)...but when I was exposed
    to them with silkscreen printing, I hated them.

    Some of this stuff, you could not leave on the screen very long, or it
    would weaken the mesh, and it'd rip. Other compounds, it didn't matter how
    long you left it on there. But, you had to make sure it was cleaned off thoroughly with a pressure washer, so any residue from it wouldn't cause
    the next application of emulsion to break down.

    When I worked for Burger King, the ventilation hood grease screens
    were soaked in a tank of lye overnight, then rinsed out the next
    morning. You didn't want that built up grease residue to catch fire.

    Hmm: with a slight accent I could be a "Stout Beer-ee"!

    Make my name a spoonerism, and I'm "Steriled Out"...true, since I had
    that vasectomy done. But, I had real bad groin pain overnight...I hope
    it was from the epididymytis, and not kidney stones developing. I am
    wondering if surgery is going to have to be considered.

    As for the "Stout" (aka Guiness Stout, or Dark Guiness), my late wife
    tried it, and didn't care for it. For me, it's my belly that's rather
    "Stout", but I'm trying to build up insulation for my winter hibernation.


    Seriously, portions of New Mexico, Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, and other
    areas, have been under Winter Storm Warnings or Ice Storm Warnings. With
    many of the trees still having leaves on them, it apparently is leading
    to widespread power outages.

    ... Are cranberries healthy?? I never heard one complain.

    So we know they're not Jewish!

    ... Waiter asks table full of Jewish women "Is anything all right?".

    Just like the meme when the Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...

    They all have a huge knot on their head from hitting it. :P

    Besides, if we raise the bar, it makes it too hard to get the drinks. <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Wed Oct 28 08:47:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    Yup, really! Our highly-paid designer suit-wearing lawyers said so!
    Attorney: Have Lawsuit (their attire), will travel. :P

    Much more appropriate on the job than just grabbing a Goodyear or
    Michelin for their office a-tire!


    The deal with "Disorder In The Court" comes to mind (I think
    I've posted that in here before...if not, I can do it in a later
    message).

    They have lunch in the courtroom? "Dis order mine!"


    They should take a cue from the commercial about some depression medication: person goes around in social gatherings with a stick with a frowny face on one side and a happy face on the other. (The person is depressed so frowning before taking the medication but 'putting on a
    happy face'.) Should use something like that since we can't see the
    mouth expression under the mask.

    I was out at lunch at a local restaurant today, and instead of
    a mask, one customer had a face shield. It reminded me when I was
    working with the hazardous chemicals in silkscreen printing
    (especially the lye (sodium hydroxide) related solution, that
    helped remove the "ghost images" from previous designs, before
    the screen was coated with emulsion again, and had a new image
    placed with it...especially if the new image had halftones
    (dots).

    Well, y'know when putting all the pieces together it's called
    "connecting the dots"!

    I find it ironic that growing up, I was fascinated by
    these halftones in the books, especially in one called
    "Elementary School Mathematics" (which was over 50 years ago
    now)...but when I was exposed to them with silkscreen printing, I
    hated them.

    What was once thought to be fun and interesting was later thought to be
    a necessary evil.

    As for the mask, I've seen a few in my limited travels. Some people
    just find wearing a mask very uncomfortable. Medically a face screen
    might provide more protection than a mask does because the face mask
    also covers the eyes: another access point.


    Some of this stuff, you could not leave on the screen very
    long, or it would weaken the mesh, and it'd rip. Other compounds,
    it didn't matter how long you left it on there. But, you had to
    make sure it was cleaned off thoroughly with a pressure washer,
    so any residue from it wouldn't cause the next application of
    emulsion to break down.

    There should also have been "Elementary School Chemistry"!


    When I worked for Burger King, the ventilation hood grease
    screens were soaked in a tank of lye overnight, then rinsed out
    the next morning. You didn't want that built up grease residue to
    catch fire.

    They just wanted the burgers flame broiled!


    Hmm: with a slight accent I could be a "Stout Beer-ee"!
    Make my name a spoonerism, and I'm "Steriled Out"...true, since
    I had that vasectomy done. But, I had real bad groin pain
    overnight...I hope it was from the epididymytis, and not kidney
    stones developing. I am wondering if surgery is going to have to
    be considered.

    You already considered, so next!


    As for the "Stout" (aka Guiness Stout, or Dark Guiness), my
    late wife tried it, and didn't care for it. For me, it's my belly
    that's rather "Stout", but I'm trying to build up insulation for
    my winter hibernation. <G>

    I'm not a beer drinker: just not all that tasty to me.


    Seriously, portions of New Mexico, Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, and
    other areas, have been under Winter Storm Warnings or Ice Storm
    Warnings. With many of the trees still having leaves on them, it apparently is leading to widespread power outages.

    We had snow Monday morning, maybe a couple tenths of an inch - just
    enough to cover things. And has been cool enough here there was a
    little bit of snow on the car bumper yesterday (Wednesday) late morning.


    ... Are cranberries healthy?? I never heard one complain.
    So we know they're not Jewish!
    ... Waiter asks table full of Jewish women "Is anything all right?".
    Just like the meme when the Priest and a Rabbi walk into a
    bar...
    They all have a huge knot on their head from hitting it. :P
    Besides, if we raise the bar, it makes it too hard to get the
    drinks. <G>

    And then it would be hard to belly up to the bar!


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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Sat Oct 31 10:23:00 2020
    Barry,

    Yup, really! Our highly-paid designer suit-wearing lawyers said so!
    Attorney: Have Lawsuit (their attire), will travel. :P

    Much more appropriate on the job than just grabbing a Goodyear or
    Michelin for their office a-tire!

    Sold by a gentleman named Ray D.L. <G>

    They have lunch in the courtroom? "Dis order mine!"

    Judge: Order In The Court!!
    Defendant: Pizza And Beer For Everybody!! <G>

    Well, y'know when putting all the pieces together it's called
    "connecting the dots"!

    Yeah, this is true...never mind paint by number. Then, you have
    the black and white drawings to "paint" for "the lazy" (they're
    going to be black and white, anyway). :P

    a necessary evil.

    That's the call of nature...necessary, and if you don't take care of it...then it becomes evil. :P

    As for the mask, I've seen a few in my limited travels. Some people
    just find wearing a mask very uncomfortable. Medically a face screen might provide more protection than a mask does because the face mask
    also covers the eyes: another access point.

    If the mask is too tight, I agree. The ones I have fit very nicely.

    There should also have been "Elementary School Chemistry"!

    Just don't let the pure sodium come in contact with air or water (it
    will ignite -- that's why it's stored in kerosene).

    They just wanted the burgers flame broiled!

    At one local Burger King, the hood did catch fire. No one was hurt, but
    the restaurant was closed for several weeks for remodeling.

    You already considered, so next!

    The doctor extended the antibiotic another week. If I'm still having
    issues in 2 weeks, they'll do another ultrasound (and this time, it
    likely will be done by an ugly male, than a pretty female <grumble!>).

    I'm not a beer drinker: just not all that tasty to me.

    Country-Western Singer Tom T. Hall (known as "The Storyteller") did
    a song years ago called "I Like Beer"...I'm sure you can find it on
    YouTube.

    We had snow Monday morning, maybe a couple tenths of an inch - just
    enough to cover things. And has been cool enough here there was a
    little bit of snow on the car bumper yesterday (Wednesday) late
    morning.

    We may see our first frost and freeze on Monday morning.

    Besides, if we raise the bar, it makes it too hard to get the
    drinks. <G>

    And then it would be hard to belly up to the bar!

    They'd find a way. :P

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Sun Nov 1 08:16:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    Yup, really! Our highly-paid designer suit-wearing lawyers said so!
    Attorney: Have Lawsuit (their attire), will travel. :P
    Much more appropriate on the job than just grabbing a Goodyear or
    Michelin for their office a-tire!
    Sold by a gentleman named Ray D.L. <G>

    Wonder if he's from Whiteside County? (Probably only works locally:
    it's in Illinois.)


    They have lunch in the courtroom? "Dis order mine!"
    Judge: Order In The Court!!
    Defendant: Pizza And Beer For Everybody!! <G>

    Wonder if that could be considered a bribe?


    Well, y'know when putting all the pieces together it's called
    "connecting the dots"!
    Yeah, this is true...never mind paint by number. Then, you have
    the black and white drawings to "paint" for "the lazy" (they're
    going to be black and white, anyway). :P

    Well I suppose if just the outlines then the painting would be the
    filling in. And might be a great option for severely colour-blind
    people!



    a necessary evil.
    That's the call of nature...necessary, and if you don't take
    care of it...then it becomes evil. :P

    Ends up being on big mess!


    As for the mask, I've seen a few in my limited travels. Some people
    just find wearing a mask very uncomfortable. Medically a face screen might provide more protection than a mask does because the face mask
    also covers the eyes: another access point.
    If the mask is too tight, I agree. The ones I have fit very
    nicely.

    I've seen some masks worn where the ear strings are twisted over; not
    sure if to make fit tighter or to take up the slack. ...Did see a
    relatively cheaply-priced box on Amazon some time ago with ear strings
    rather than ear loops: tie together to make your own custom length. One
    of the comments was the strings were almost too short to tie together.


    There should also have been "Elementary School Chemistry"!
    Just don't let the pure sodium come in contact with air or
    water (it will ignite -- that's why it's stored in kerosene).

    Sounds like a great class for aspiring pyromaniacs!


    They just wanted the burgers flame broiled!
    At one local Burger King, the hood did catch fire. No one was
    hurt, but the restaurant was closed for several weeks for
    remodeling.

    Smoke can do a lot of damage, and perhaps the venting path through the
    ceiling and roof was also damaged.


    You already considered, so next!
    The doctor extended the antibiotic another week. If I'm still
    having issues in 2 weeks, they'll do another ultrasound (and this
    time, it likely will be done by an ugly male, than a pretty
    female <grumble!>).

    So would a handsome male make things more agreeable?!


    We had snow Monday morning, maybe a couple tenths of an inch - just
    enough to cover things. And has been cool enough here there was a
    little bit of snow on the car bumper yesterday (Wednesday) late
    morning.
    We may see our first frost and freeze on Monday morning.

    Early-ish Sunday morning - DST ended: combination of slept-in and up
    early depending on which clock system. At freezing and windy: 19 MPH sustained, gusts to 40 MPH. We already had our first below-freezing
    morning about a week ago with 28.


    Besides, if we raise the bar, it makes it too hard to get the
    drinks. <G>
    And then it would be hard to belly up to the bar!
    They'd find a way. :P

    Bigger bellies?


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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Tue Nov 3 07:01:00 2020
    Barry,

    Much more appropriate on the job than just grabbing a Goodyear or
    Michelin for their office a-tire!
    Sold by a gentleman named Ray D.L. <G>

    Wonder if he's from Whiteside County? (Probably only works locally:
    it's in Illinois.)

    Or the tri-team of 2 men and a woman...Uni, Roy, and Al (Uniroyal). <G>

    They have lunch in the courtroom? "Dis order mine!"
    Judge: Order In The Court!!
    Defendant: Pizza And Beer For Everybody!! <G>

    Wonder if that could be considered a bribe?

    An honest lawyer or politician is an oxymoron.

    Yeah, this is true...never mind paint by number. Then, you have
    the black and white drawings to "paint" for "the lazy" (they're
    going to be black and white, anyway). :P

    Well I suppose if just the outlines then the painting would be the
    filling in. And might be a great option for severely colour-blind
    people!

    My former employer (who passed away about a year before my Mom died),
    was colorblind...but he ran a silkscreen printing shop. Go figure.

    That's the call of nature...necessary, and if you don't take
    care of it...then it becomes evil. :P

    Ends up being on big mess!

    Depends on how you look at it. <rs!>

    I've seen some masks worn where the ear strings are twisted over; not
    sure if to make fit tighter or to take up the slack. ...Did see a relatively cheaply-priced box on Amazon some time ago with ear strings rather than ear loops: tie together to make your own custom length.
    One of the comments was the strings were almost too short to tie
    together.

    Some are "one size fits all". I think of the episode of "The Flintstones" where they get Dino (the snorkasaurus), and Barney asks Fred what a snorkasaurus looks like. Fred starts a drawing, noting "The head is kind
    of fat"...and Dino says "Look who's talking about a fat head!!" <G>.

    Just don't let the pure sodium come in contact with air or
    water (it will ignite -- that's why it's stored in kerosene).

    Sounds like a great class for aspiring pyromaniacs!

    Just about. I heard of one case, where up on Lover's Lane, someone
    threw a block of sodium into the lake. The resulting explosion caused
    a rash of cars starting, and speeding away. <G>

    It reminds of me of a joke, where this police officer was investigating
    a bunch of cars on Lover's Lane. He shines the light into the vehicle,
    and asks what the people inside were doing (care to take a guess?? <G>).

    The first one says "We're doing the funky chicken".

    The second one says "We're doing the bunny hop".

    So, the cop goes to the third car, and says "I suppose you're doing
    the bossa nova", and the reply was "No, I'm doing the bossa favor". <EG>

    At one local Burger King, the hood did catch fire. No one was
    hurt, but the restaurant was closed for several weeks for
    remodeling.

    Smoke can do a lot of damage, and perhaps the venting path through the ceiling and roof was also damaged.

    All I know is that they were closed for several weeks.

    The doctor extended the antibiotic another week. If I'm still
    having issues in 2 weeks, they'll do another ultrasound (and this
    time, it likely will be done by an ugly male, than a pretty
    female <grumble!>).

    So would a handsome male make things more agreeable?!

    You need help...and I surely can't give it to you. :P

    Early-ish Sunday morning - DST ended: combination of slept-in and up
    early depending on which clock system. At freezing and windy: 19 MPH sustained, gusts to 40 MPH. We already had our first below-freezing morning about a week ago with 28.

    I heard in one place in Montana late last month, it dipped to a frigid
    -29 degrees.

    Besides, if we raise the bar, it makes it too hard to get the
    drinks. <G>
    And then it would be hard to belly up to the bar!
    They'd find a way. :P

    Bigger bellies?

    Seen on a T-shirt:

    This isn't a bald head and a beer belly. It's a solar panel, and a gas
    tank for a sex machine. :P

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Wed Nov 4 09:31:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    They have lunch in the courtroom? "Dis order mine!"
    Judge: Order In The Court!!
    Defendant: Pizza And Beer For Everybody!! <G>
    Wonder if that could be considered a bribe?
    An honest lawyer or politician is an oxymoron.

    As one of the local lawyer's ads says "the law isn't black and white,
    there are always shades of gray". "Oddly" he's known as one of the
    lawyers to get if one is guilty.


    Yeah, this is true...never mind paint by number. Then, you have
    the black and white drawings to "paint" for "the lazy" (they're
    going to be black and white, anyway). :P
    Well I suppose if just the outlines then the painting would be the
    filling in. And might be a great option for severely colour-blind
    people!
    My former employer (who passed away about a year before my Mom
    died), was colorblind...but he ran a silkscreen printing shop. Go
    figure.

    You never noticed the tiny numbers in the patterns? "#4 - red!"


    That's the call of nature...necessary, and if you don't take
    care of it...then it becomes evil. :P
    Ends up being on big mess!
    Depends on how you look at it. <rs!>

    "Up to 15 pounds" is not the capacity!



    Just don't let the pure sodium come in contact with air or
    water (it will ignite -- that's why it's stored in kerosene).
    Sounds like a great class for aspiring pyromaniacs!
    Just about. I heard of one case, where up on Lover's Lane,
    someone threw a block of sodium into the lake. The resulting
    explosion caused a rash of cars starting, and speeding away. <G>

    Spoiled the mood?


    Early-ish Sunday morning - DST ended: combination of slept-in and up
    early depending on which clock system. At freezing and windy: 19 MPH sustained, gusts to 40 MPH. We already had our first below-freezing morning about a week ago with 28.
    I heard in one place in Montana late last month, it dipped to a
    frigid -29 degrees.

    Brrr!! We rarely get that cold in wind chill, though one year did get
    down to a -90 wind chill -- no idea what the air temperature was but definitely cold!



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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Fri Nov 6 02:10:00 2020
    Barry,

    As one of the local lawyer's ads says "the law isn't black and white, there are always shades of gray". "Oddly" he's known as one of the lawyers to get if one is guilty.

    I think of the joke where this prosecuting attorney asks this woman
    if she knows the defense attorney or him. She promptly says that "both
    of you were such scurrulous individuals growing up, that she wouldn't
    trust either of them!!". The judge calls both attorneys to his desk,
    and sternly warns them "If either of you ask her if she knows me, I'll
    send both your butts to the electric chair!!" <G>.

    You never noticed the tiny numbers in the patterns? "#4 - red!"

    Is that why the traffic lights are so funky??!! When I lived in
    South Florida, they had "a countdown light". 9 seconds before the
    light changed from green to yellow, it would start counting down.
    After 1, it was solid (yellow), then after 4 seconds, it went to red.

    I've noticed the crosswalk signals now have a countdown timer, so
    folks have an idea how much time to get across.

    "Up to 15 pounds" is not the capacity!

    The blonde thought otherwise. :P

    someone threw a block of sodium into the lake. The resulting
    explosion caused a rash of cars starting, and speeding away. <G>

    Spoiled the mood?

    It ignited a different kind of passion...get the heck out of
    there!!

    I heard in one place in Montana late last month, it dipped to a
    frigid -29 degrees.

    Brrr!! We rarely get that cold in wind chill, though one year did get down to a -90 wind chill -- no idea what the air temperature was but definitely cold!

    That's where exposed flesh can freeze in seconds.

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Sat Nov 7 10:05:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    As one of the local lawyer's ads says "the law isn't black and white, there are always shades of gray". "Oddly" he's known as one of the lawyers to get if one is guilty.
    I think of the joke where this prosecuting attorney asks this
    woman if she knows the defense attorney or him. She promptly says
    that "both of you were such scurrulous individuals growing up,
    that she wouldn't trust either of them!!". The judge calls both
    attorneys to his desk, and sternly warns them "If either of you
    ask her if she knows me, I'll send both your butts to the
    electric chair!!" <G>.

    Sounds like a good reason not to set up laywer/doctor/etc. offices in
    the town one grew up in: "oh yeah, I remember when I chnaged your
    diapers", "I remember when you <embarrasing event>".....


    You never noticed the tiny numbers in the patterns? "#4 - red!"
    Is that why the traffic lights are so funky??!! When I lived in
    South Florida, they had "a countdown light". 9 seconds before the
    light changed from green to yellow, it would start counting down.
    After 1, it was solid (yellow), then after 4 seconds, it went to
    red.

    Sort of makes sense to give a hint how much time one has before the
    light changes, though of course some drivers take it as a challenge: "I
    can get through the intersection in less time!". :(

    In Vienna (Austria) and maybe elsewhere they do the opposite: one sees red-yellow about three seconds before the traffic signal turns green.
    So during the red-yellow the stopped-waiting-for-the-green drivers take
    their manual transmissions out of whatever gear, move it to 1st and hold
    the clutch -- at the green RELEASE THE CLUTCH AND EVERYONE GOES!!!

    At first to me was a little confusing as where I grew up in New
    Hampshire the red-yellow was the pedestrian walk signal which also meant
    all directions of car traffic was stopped.


    I've noticed the crosswalk signals now have a countdown timer,
    so folks have an idea how much time to get across.

    For the pedestrians? Same here.



    someone threw a block of sodium into the lake. The resulting
    explosion caused a rash of cars starting, and speeding away. <G>
    Spoiled the mood?
    It ignited a different kind of passion...get the heck out of
    there!!

    It was a different kind of flash!


    I heard in one place in Montana late last month, it dipped to a
    frigid -29 degrees.
    Brrr!! We rarely get that cold in wind chill, though one year did get down to a -90 wind chill -- no idea what the air temperature was but definitely cold!
    That's where exposed flesh can freeze in seconds.

    At the time I was living in an apartment complex: efficiencies and
    1-bedrooms in the main U-shaped building and 2-bedrooms in 4-plexes
    across the street. After that super-cold a group of about five or six
    of us went to check on the empty apartments to make sure heat was on,
    pipes didn't freeze, etc. Only really needed one person to do the
    checking but was a combination safety thing to accompany the other
    person in the cold plus something to do plus "Yeah! I was out in that
    cold!". (Good news: no problems.)



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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Mon Nov 9 09:30:00 2020
    Barry,

    Sounds like a good reason not to set up laywer/doctor/etc. offices in
    the town one grew up in: "oh yeah, I remember when I chnaged your diapers", "I remember when you <embarrasing event>".....

    LOL!!

    Sort of makes sense to give a hint how much time one has before the
    light changes, though of course some drivers take it as a challenge: "I can get through the intersection in less time!". :(

    Or the tagline: Postal Worker: DO NOT BEND is NOT a challenge!! :P

    So during the red-yellow the stopped-waiting-for-the-green drivers take their manual transmissions out of whatever gear, move it to 1st and
    hold the clutch -- at the green RELEASE THE CLUTCH AND EVERYONE GOES!!!

    Sounds like the staging lights at a drag race.

    At first to me was a little confusing as where I grew up in New
    Hampshire the red-yellow was the pedestrian walk signal which also
    meant all directions of car traffic was stopped.

    That's the way it's supposed to work...but I've seen some where the
    drivers zip right on through, as if the signal isn't there. That reminds
    me of the joke, where these 2 elderly women are going down the road,
    and they go through 3 consecutive red lights. Amazingly, they don't
    get broadsided, or seen by a cop.

    Anyway, the passenger turns to her driver, and tells her "Do you
    realize that's the third red light you've gone through??", and the
    other woman replies "Oh!! You mean I'm driving??!!" <G>

    I've noticed the crosswalk signals now have a countdown timer,
    so folks have an idea how much time to get across.

    For the pedestrians? Same here.

    Yet, some try to beat it across, or ignore it altogether.

    It ignited a different kind of passion...get the heck out of
    there!!

    It was a different kind of flash!

    Gives the term flash mob a whole new meaning.

    At the time I was living in an apartment complex: efficiencies and 1-bedrooms in the main U-shaped building and 2-bedrooms in 4-plexes
    across the street. After that super-cold a group of about five or six
    of us went to check on the empty apartments to make sure heat was on, pipes didn't freeze, etc. Only really needed one person to do the checking but was a combination safety thing to accompany the other
    person in the cold plus something to do plus "Yeah! I was out in that cold!". (Good news: no problems.)

    That's like people "ice fishing". They forget that ice freezes from
    the top down, and not the bottom up. Too many folks have lost their lives
    in the frigid waters.

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Tue Nov 10 08:13:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    Sort of makes sense to give a hint how much time one has before the
    light changes, though of course some drivers take it as a challenge: "I can get through the intersection in less time!". :(
    Or the tagline: Postal Worker: DO NOT BEND is NOT a challenge!! :P

    Rip! Tear! Wrinkle! And sort of speaking of post stuff, the mail here
    didn't get delivered until a few minutes after 9 p.m.


    So during the red-yellow the stopped-waiting-for-the-green drivers take their manual transmissions out of whatever gear, move it to 1st and
    hold the clutch -- at the green RELEASE THE CLUTCH AND EVERYONE GOES!!!
    Sounds like the staging lights at a drag race.

    Ha-ha! Sort of! No peel-outs though. Definitely would not be a good
    idea to try to 'extend' the yellow by driving though it.


    At first to me was a little confusing as where I grew up in New
    Hampshire the red-yellow was the pedestrian walk signal which also
    meant all directions of car traffic was stopped.
    That's the way it's supposed to work...but I've seen some where
    the drivers zip right on through, as if the signal isn't there.

    To me it makes sense but then that's what I was raised with.


    I've noticed the crosswalk signals now have a countdown timer,
    so folks have an idea how much time to get across.
    For the pedestrians? Same here.
    Yet, some try to beat it across, or ignore it altogether.

    Yes: assume the person walking will keep walking or suddenly dart out in
    from of the car. I look under parked cars for shadows: small kid or
    animal might be between.



    At the time I was living in an apartment complex: efficiencies and 1-bedrooms in the main U-shaped building and 2-bedrooms in 4-plexes
    across the street. After that super-cold a group of about five or six
    of us went to check on the empty apartments to make sure heat was on, pipes didn't freeze, etc. Only really needed one person to do the checking but was a combination safety thing to accompany the other
    person in the cold plus something to do plus "Yeah! I was out in that cold!". (Good news: no problems.)
    That's like people "ice fishing". They forget that ice freezes
    from the top down, and not the bottom up. Too many folks have
    lost their lives in the frigid waters.

    Yup. Every winter the news remonds people not to skate or walk across
    ponds, creeks, the Mississippi: may look solid but isn't.



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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Thu Nov 12 18:48:00 2020
    Barry,

    Or the tagline: Postal Worker: DO NOT BEND is NOT a challenge!! :P

    Rip! Tear! Wrinkle! And sort of speaking of post stuff, the mail here didn't get delivered until a few minutes after 9 p.m.

    Your tax dollars at work (sigh!). And, they wonder why people are going
    to Email, FedEx, UPS, DHL, etc.

    Sounds like the staging lights at a drag race.

    Ha-ha! Sort of! No peel-outs though. Definitely would not be a good
    idea to try to 'extend' the yellow by driving though it.

    I think the total length of the yellow light is either 3 or 4 seconds.
    It reminds me of a joke, where one kept hearing the revving of the engine,
    then the squealing of tires/brakes, repeatedly. It was a blond who had encountered a traffic signal that was flashing yellow. :P

    That's the way it's supposed to work...but I've seen some where
    the drivers zip right on through, as if the signal isn't there.

    To me it makes sense but then that's what I was raised with.

    Not much in the world makes any sense anymore.

    Yet, some try to beat it across, or ignore it altogether.

    Yes: assume the person walking will keep walking or suddenly dart out
    in from of the car. I look under parked cars for shadows: small kid or animal might be between.

    Sort of like "Hit Me. I Need The Money". :P

    That's like people "ice fishing". They forget that ice freezes
    from the top down, and not the bottom up. Too many folks have
    lost their lives in the frigid waters.

    Yup. Every winter the news remonds people not to skate or walk across ponds, creeks, the Mississippi: may look solid but isn't.

    And, even with warning signs, folks think it doesn't apply to them.

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Fri Nov 13 08:55:00 2020

    Hi Datyl!

    Or the tagline: Postal Worker: DO NOT BEND is NOT a challenge!! :P
    Rip! Tear! Wrinkle! And sort of speaking of post stuff, the mail here didn't get delivered until a few minutes after 9 p.m.
    Your tax dollars at work (sigh!). And, they wonder why people
    are going to Email, FedEx, UPS, DHL, etc.

    Well the 'tax dollars are work' is wrong:

    Is the post office funded by the federal government?
    U.S. Mail is protected by more than 200 federal laws enforced by the
    Postal Inspection Service, one of the nation's oldest law enforcement
    agencies. ... The Postal Service receives NO tax dollars for operating
    expenses and relies on the sale of postage, products and services to
    fund its operations.

    So their on par with the other delivery options as far as funding is concerned. As for the delivery time, not sure when the usual end day
    time is for any of them -- does extend during the holidays and if I'm expecting a delivery will casually track it so if it's dark out leave
    the front porch light on and if snowing try to keep a path open. Plus I
    don't want my package out all night in the cold, rain/snow, etc. Plus
    of course the possibility of porch pirates.

    Speaking of porch pirates, noted when I was checking on a UPS delivery
    the option to have all/some deliveries to a designated site, local one
    is to a car repair shop below the hill. Suppose if they have spare
    repair stall may as well lease it out!


    Sounds like the staging lights at a drag race.
    Ha-ha! Sort of! No peel-outs though. Definitely would not be a good
    idea to try to 'extend' the yellow by driving though it.
    I think the total length of the yellow light is either 3 or 4
    seconds. It reminds me of a joke, where one kept hearing the
    revving of the engine, then the squealing of tires/brakes,
    repeatedly. It was a blond who had encountered a traffic signal
    that was flashing yellow. :P

    Bleaaaa!!


    That's the way it's supposed to work...but I've seen some where
    the drivers zip right on through, as if the signal isn't there.

    We had a bunch of traffic cameras in the area years ago, then removed
    because of legal action. In general I was in favour of the 'red light cameras' as there are two intersection I used to travel through when I
    was working where some idiots were always running the red. The light
    timing was fine (not short), just some driver thinking he/she is better
    than everyone else and doesn't need to stop.

    On the other side of the coin I could see problems where the owner of
    the car was getting ticketed but they weren't the driver. Father buys
    car for daughter, daughter runs light, father gets ticket based on registration. Here daughter would not be driving my car any longer plus
    paying fine. Seems similar could be done with rentals and company cars.



    Yes: assume the person walking will keep walking or suddenly dart out
    in from of the car. I look under parked cars for shadows: small kid or animal might be between.
    Sort of like "Hit Me. I Need The Money". :P

    Well adults might do that, I don't think kids nor animals.


    That's like people "ice fishing". They forget that ice freezes
    from the top down, and not the bottom up. Too many folks have
    lost their lives in the frigid waters.
    Yup. Every winter the news remonds people not to skate or walk across ponds, creeks, the Mississippi: may look solid but isn't.
    And, even with warning signs, folks think it doesn't apply to
    them.

    "I don't weigh much!"


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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Sun Nov 15 21:23:00 2020
    Barry,

    U.S. Mail is protected by more than 200 federal laws enforced by the
    Postal Inspection Service, one of the nation's oldest law enforcement
    agencies. ... The Postal Service receives NO tax dollars for
    operating
    expenses and relies on the sale of postage, products and services to
    fund its operations.

    And, postage keeps going up...as more folks go to email, FedEx, UPS,
    DHL, etc.

    Plus of course the possibility of porch pirates.

    The YouTube videos of "Glitter Bomb" hit the nail on the head.

    repeatedly. It was a blond who had encountered a traffic signal
    that was flashing yellow. :P

    Bleaaaa!!

    In Rodney Atkins' song, "Watching You", the traffic light goes
    straight from green to red. That'll happen on the rail lines, but
    not so much on regular traffic lights...unless it's going from
    WALK to DONT WALK. But, if you're on the corner of WALK and DONT
    WALK, are you are a CROSSWALK?? :P

    We had a bunch of traffic cameras in the area years ago, then removed because of legal action. In general I was in favour of the 'red light cameras' as there are two intersection I used to travel through when I
    was working where some idiots were always running the red. The light timing was fine (not short), just some driver thinking he/she is better than everyone else and doesn't need to stop.

    There has been discussion on that for traffic patterns, but for
    red light runners.

    On the other side of the coin I could see problems where the owner of
    the car was getting ticketed but they weren't the driver. Father buys
    car for daughter, daughter runs light, father gets ticket based on registration. Here daughter would not be driving my car any longer
    plus paying fine. Seems similar could be done with rentals and company cars.

    That's a double edged sword.

    Sort of like "Hit Me. I Need The Money". :P

    Well adults might do that, I don't think kids nor animals.

    True...especially the squirrels.

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Mon Nov 16 08:24:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    U.S. Mail is protected by more than 200 federal laws enforced by the
    Postal Inspection Service, one of the nation's oldest law enforcement
    agencies. ... The Postal Service receives NO tax dollars for
    operating
    expenses and relies on the sale of postage, products and services to
    fund its operations.
    And, postage keeps going up...as more folks go to email, FedEx,
    UPS, DHL, etc.

    Plus the normal expenses without the competitors: rasies to the
    employes for increases in cost of living, increased costs of utilities, maintaining the postal vehicles, etc., etc., etc. The competitors might
    help keep the costs down. ...U.S. rates are cheaper than some other
    parts of the world: in Austria (where my Aunt lives) it costs her 1 Euro
    to mail a letter. E1 is about USD1.20.



    In Rodney Atkins' song, "Watching You", the traffic light goes
    straight from green to red. That'll happen on the rail lines, but
    not so much on regular traffic lights...unless it's going from
    WALK to DONT WALK. But, if you're on the corner of WALK and DONT
    WALK, are you are a CROSSWALK?? :P

    RTH!!!


    Sort of like "Hit Me. I Need The Money". :P
    Well adults might do that, I don't think kids nor animals.
    True...especially the squirrels.

    I've read the best thing to do is just maintain speed and don't swerve.
    Their brains are wired the predator (car) is after them and keeps the
    same speed to capture them. Any swerving is to compensate for the
    change in path of them, to get them, not to avoid. And yes, I do feel
    bad if I hit one but better them than me getting into an accident.



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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Wed Nov 18 12:18:00 2020
    Barry,

    Plus the normal expenses without the competitors: rasies to the
    employes for increases in cost of living, increased costs of utilities, maintaining the postal vehicles, etc., etc., etc. The competitors
    might help keep the costs down. ...U.S. rates are cheaper than some
    other parts of the world: in Austria (where my Aunt lives) it costs her
    1 Euro to mail a letter. E1 is about USD1.20.

    In Arkansas, regular gas is around $2 a gallon. I've talked to folks in California and Canada, and they're paying 2 to 3 times more.

    RTH!!!

    WTH??

    I've read the best thing to do is just maintain speed and don't swerve. Their brains are wired the predator (car) is after them and keeps the
    same speed to capture them. Any swerving is to compensate for the
    change in path of them, to get them, not to avoid. And yes, I do feel
    bad if I hit one but better them than me getting into an accident.

    This is true. It's like "How can you eat one of God's Creatures?", and
    the reply "In a sandwich bun". <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Thu Nov 19 08:40:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    Plus the normal expenses without the competitors: raisies to the
    employes for increases in cost of living, increased costs of utilities, maintaining the postal vehicles, etc., etc., etc. The competitors
    might help keep the costs down. ...U.S. rates are cheaper than some
    other parts of the world: in Austria (where my Aunt lives) it costs her
    1 Euro to mail a letter. E1 is about USD1.20.
    In Arkansas, regular gas is around $2 a gallon. I've talked to
    folks in California and Canada, and they're paying 2 to 3 times
    more.

    Several days ago when I was out the local gas was also around $2.00/gal:
    a couple in the upper $1.90's, most $2.0x. ...I'll be getting gas later
    today as my points are expiring next week but I don't want to wait:
    might be that pre-Thanksgiving price-rise.


    I've read the best thing to do is just maintain speed and don't swerve. Their brains are wired the predator (car) is after them and keeps the
    same speed to capture them. Any swerving is to compensate for the
    change in path of them, to get them, not to avoid. And yes, I do feel
    bad if I hit one but better them than me getting into an accident.
    This is true. It's like "How can you eat one of God's
    Creatures?", and the reply "In a sandwich bun". <G>

    To me a stalk of celery or piece of seaweed is a God's Creature so on
    that point there is no difference.


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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Sun Nov 22 14:01:00 2020
    Barry,

    getting gas later today as my points are expiring next week but I don't want to wait: might be that pre-Thanksgiving price-rise.

    Good point. They also seem to raise it on Friday, but lower it on Monday. With Christmas and New Years on Friday this year, some places are going to
    go for a long weekend.

    To me a stalk of celery or piece of seaweed is a God's Creature so on
    that point there is no difference.

    True. I prefer chopped celery in my salads. A grilled chicken salad with tomatoes, cucumbers, cheese, hard boiled eggs, celery, pickle spears, and onions...with Thousand Island or French dressing, sounds awfully good right now. :P

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Mon Nov 23 07:59:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    getting gas later today as my points are expiring next week but I don't want to wait: might be that pre-Thanksgiving price-rise.
    Good point. They also seem to raise it on Friday, but lower it
    on Monday. With Christmas and New Years on Friday this year, some
    places are going to go for a long weekend.

    I haven't paid all that much attention to the weekend price raising: the
    most convenient day for me is Thursday so that's when I fill-up. When I
    was working more variable: dependant on my work schedule as didn't want
    to wait in line at 5 o'clock when everyone else got off work, and if I
    was working a closing shift just wanted to get home.


    To me a stalk of celery or piece of seaweed is a God's Creature so on
    that point there is no difference.
    True. I prefer chopped celery in my salads. A grilled chicken
    salad with tomatoes, cucumbers, cheese, hard boiled eggs, celery,
    pickle spears, and onions...with Thousand Island or French
    dressing, sounds awfully good right now. :P

    To me no but then it's early morning!



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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Wed Nov 25 18:37:00 2020
    Barry,

    I haven't paid all that much attention to the weekend price raising:
    the most convenient day for me is Thursday so that's when I fill-up.

    I've got a card now with Kroger and with Big Red (Valero). But, my tank
    was right on E, and I was closer to a Valero than Kroger (where it was 20
    cents a gallon cheaper)...but I didn't want to run out of gas during
    afternoon rush hour.

    When I was working more variable: dependant on my work schedule as
    didn't want to wait in line at 5 o'clock when everyone else got off
    work, and if I was working a closing shift just wanted to get home.

    Never mind trying to beat the evacuation of downtown. :P

    True. I prefer chopped celery in my salads. A grilled chicken
    salad with tomatoes, cucumbers, cheese, hard boiled eggs, celery,
    pickle spears, and onions...with Thousand Island or French
    dressing, sounds awfully good right now. :P

    To me no but then it's early morning!

    A light seafood diet. When it gets light, and you see food, you start
    eating. <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Thu Nov 26 07:59:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    I haven't paid all that much attention to the weekend price raising:
    the most convenient day for me is Thursday so that's when I fill-up.
    I've got a card now with Kroger and with Big Red (Valero). But,
    my tank was right on E, and I was closer to a Valero than Kroger
    (where it was 20 cents a gallon cheaper)...but I didn't want to
    run out of gas during afternoon rush hour.

    But Daryl: you could have had your 15 Minutes of Fame and been on the
    news for causing that traffic jam! ...And could have pumped a gallon or
    two at Valero, more than ebough to get you to Kroger.


    When I was working more variable: dependant on my work schedule as
    didn't want to wait in line at 5 o'clock when everyone else got off
    work, and if I was working a closing shift just wanted to get home.
    Never mind trying to beat the evacuation of downtown. :P

    In my case no where near the two downtowns, but still a lot of traffic
    even during off-peak times.


    True. I prefer chopped celery in my salads. A grilled chicken
    salad with tomatoes, cucumbers, cheese, hard boiled eggs, celery,
    pickle spears, and onions...with Thousand Island or French
    dressing, sounds awfully good right now. :P
    To me no but then it's early morning!
    A light seafood diet. When it gets light, and you see food, you
    start eating. <G>

    So that's why they put that light inside the refrigerator!


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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Sat Nov 28 07:03:00 2020
    Barry,

    But Daryl: you could have had your 15 Minutes of Fame and been on the
    news for causing that traffic jam! ...And could have pumped a gallon
    or two at Valero, more than ebough to get you to Kroger.

    But, I might have been without transportation for a long time. Now, if weather is an issue and I can't get out (flooding, snow, ice, etc.), that's another matter.

    Besides, I have one crack in my butt...I don't need another one by
    falling on the ice. <G>

    In my case no where near the two downtowns, but still a lot of traffic even during off-peak times.

    As I've said before...only in America, we rush to beat the:

    1) Traffic lights at intersections
    2) Trains at railroad crossings
    3) Boats at draw bridges

    But, we'll stand patiently for 3 hours on the golf course.

    A light seafood diet. When it gets light, and you see food, you
    start eating. <G>

    So that's why they put that light inside the refrigerator!

    That's so you grab the KY-Jelly for being intimate instead of the
    Vicks VapoRub. :P

    ... Has anyone told you you're beautiful today?
    No.
    There's always tomorrow.

    The weather is here...wish you were beautiful. <g,d,r>

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Sun Nov 29 07:49:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    But Daryl: you could have had your 15 Minutes of Fame and been on the
    news for causing that traffic jam! ...And could have pumped a gallon
    or two at Valero, more than enough to get you to Kroger.
    But, I might have been without transportation for a long time.
    Now, if weather is an issue and I can't get out (flooding, snow,
    ice, etc.), that's another matter.

    Yup: I pretty much have the attitude try to plan ahead for the
    reasonable worst.



    In my case no where near the two downtowns, but still a lot of traffic even during off-peak times.
    As I've said before...only in America, we rush to beat the:

    1) Traffic lights at intersections
    2) Trains at railroad crossings
    3) Boats at draw bridges
    But, we'll stand patiently for 3 hours on the golf course.

    All a matter of what appears to be convenient and preferable.


    A light seafood diet. When it gets light, and you see food, you
    start eating. <G>
    So that's why they put that light inside the refrigerator!
    That's so you grab the KY-Jelly for being intimate instead of
    the Vicks VapoRub. :P

    You keep your KY-Jelly in the refrigerator?



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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Mon Nov 30 17:51:00 2020
    Barry,

    Yup: I pretty much have the attitude try to plan ahead for the
    reasonable worst.

    Even the space shuttle had triple redundancy.

    All a matter of what appears to be convenient and preferable.

    It's also a question of priorities. People aren't in a hurry to die,
    but the way they try to beat traffic, trains, and tugboats, you have
    to wonder.

    That's so you grab the KY-Jelly for being intimate instead of
    the Vicks VapoRub. :P

    You keep your KY-Jelly in the refrigerator?

    No, but that actually happened to a couple. Yet, the items were
    in the bathroom, and not in the refrigerator. Either way, it was
    "a hot time in the old town tonight". :P

    Dryer stealing all clothes but only noticed socks because come in pairs.

    There is the orphan sock support group...and they stress as they go into
    the dryer "OK, everybody...remember the Buddy System". <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Tue Dec 1 09:24:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    Yup: I pretty much have the attitude try to plan ahead for the
    reasonable worst.
    Even the space shuttle had triple redundancy.

    Can't go to the store to get a new part; they can do on-line but it
    takes a while for delivery!


    All a matter of what appears to be convenient and preferable.
    It's also a question of priorities. People aren't in a hurry to
    die, but the way they try to beat traffic, trains, and tugboats,
    you have to wonder.

    They're in a rush to get to (or in a few cases) away from loved ones!


    That's so you grab the KY-Jelly for being intimate instead of
    the Vicks VapoRub. :P
    You keep your KY-Jelly in the refrigerator?
    No, but that actually happened to a couple. Yet, the items were
    in the bathroom, and not in the refrigerator. Either way, it was
    "a hot time in the old town tonight". :P

    That might almost be worse than the itiching powder trick!


    Dryer stealing all clothes but only noticed socks because come in pairs.
    There is the orphan sock support group...and they stress as
    they go into the dryer "OK, everybody...remember the Buddy
    System". <G>

    It's all or none! I enforce the Buddy System by using 'sock sorters':
    little plastic rings about the diameter of a quarter with four or five
    plastic flaps. Fold the socks' toes together to form a point and push
    through the ring. The socks stay together through the wash and dry
    cycles, plus don't have to sort when putting away the laundry.



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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Thu Dec 3 10:13:00 2020
    Barry,

    Even the space shuttle had triple redundancy.

    Can't go to the store to get a new part; they can do on-line but it
    takes a while for delivery!

    Plus, there's no atmosphere up there. <G>

    They're in a rush to get to (or in a few cases) away from loved ones!

    Fish and Visitors stink after 3 days - Benjamin Franklin

    That might almost be worse than the itiching powder trick!

    I would say so.

    It's all or none! I enforce the Buddy System by using 'sock sorters':

    Interesting.

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    It's the nude decorum. <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Fri Dec 4 08:28:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    Even the space shuttle had triple redundancy.
    Can't go to the store to get a new part; they can do on-line but it
    takes a while for delivery!
    Plus, there's no atmosphere up there. <G>

    Just one of those no-frill store fronts, hmmm?!


    They're in a rush to get to (or in a few cases) away from loved ones!
    Fish and Visitors stink after 3 days - Benjamin Franklin

    When he said that about his mother-in-law his wife sent him outside into
    the thunderstorm.


    ... SIGN AT NUDIST COLONY - "Clothed for the winter months"
    It's the nude decorum. <G>

    Wonder if theyr feel oh-so-sexy wearing clothes?


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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Sat Dec 5 11:22:00 2020
    Barry,

    Plus, there's no atmosphere up there. <G>

    Just one of those no-frill store fronts, hmmm?!

    Rather dark and blah, I dare say. <G>

    They're in a rush to get to (or in a few cases) away from loved ones!
    Fish and Visitors stink after 3 days - Benjamin Franklin

    When he said that about his mother-in-law his wife sent him outside
    into the thunderstorm.

    They probably told him to "Go Fly A Kite". <G>

    ... SIGN AT NUDIST COLONY - "Clothed for the winter months"
    It's the nude decorum. <G>

    Wonder if theyr feel oh-so-sexy wearing clothes?

    Or like the late Minnie Pearl (Howdy!!) noted...she said she would
    walk around Grinders Switch in her birthday suit...and said she was
    told to get it ironed, as it was all wrinkled. <G>

    Another time, she was accosted by a robber, and she told him that
    she didn't have any money on her. He said he'd have to frisk her,
    and she let him do it.

    The robber lamented "You're right...you don't have any money"...and
    she said "That's right. But, if you do that again, I'll write you a
    check!!" <G>.

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Sun Dec 6 07:33:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    Plus, there's no atmosphere up there. <G>
    Just one of those no-frill store fronts, hmmm?!
    Rather dark and blah, I dare say. <G>

    How Goth!


    They're in a rush to get to (or in a few cases) away from loved ones!
    Fish and Visitors stink after 3 days - Benjamin Franklin
    When he said that about his mother-in-law his wife sent him outside
    into the thunderstorm.
    They probably told him to "Go Fly A Kite". <G>

    At least he rememembered his keys so he could get back inside.



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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Thu Dec 10 16:51:00 2020
    Barry,

    Plus, there's no atmosphere up there. <G>
    Just one of those no-frill store fronts, hmmm?!
    Rather dark and blah, I dare say. <G>

    How Goth!

    Touche'. <G>

    When he said that about his mother-in-law his wife sent him outside
    into the thunderstorm.
    They probably told him to "Go Fly A Kite". <G>

    At least he rememembered his keys so he could get back inside.

    A sure sign of winter. When I get to the Post Office, and get ready
    to put the key in the lock to open the box, I see a spark, from the
    static electricity generated. But, since I've already grounded myself,
    I don't get zapped, as it were...however, that has happened before.

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Fri Dec 11 07:36:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    A sure sign of winter. When I get to the Post Office, and get
    ready to put the key in the lock to open the box, I see a spark,
    from the static electricity generated. But, since I've already
    grounded myself, I don't get zapped, as it were...however, that
    has happened before.

    Yup: can tell winter is here when I tap everything metal before touching/grabbing it. It has been suggested to spray Downy on the
    carpet but I don't know if thay would discolour it/cause a staining to
    the dye/trap dust which would then get ground in.



    ... Support bacteria. The only culture some people have.

    Hmm: Julius Petri: "E Coli?"



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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Tue Dec 15 14:27:00 2020
    Barry,

    Yup: can tell winter is here when I tap everything metal before touching/grabbing it. It has been suggested to spray Downy on the
    carpet but I don't know if thay would discolour it/cause a staining to
    the dye/trap dust which would then get ground in.

    I've been zapped too many times. The folks in the broadcast media (TV
    and Radio) have to ground themselves before grabbing the audio or video
    tape, or the static will wipe that sucker clean!!

    ... Support bacteria. The only culture some people have.

    Hmm: Julius Petri: "E Coli?"

    That was a crappy outcome to say the least. <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Fri Dec 18 07:47:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    Yup: can tell winter is here when I tap everything metal before
    <snip
    I've been zapped too many times. The folks in the broadcast
    media (TV and Radio) have to ground themselves before grabbing
    the audio or video tape, or the static will wipe that sucker
    clean!!

    Oops! Yeah -- and that's probably happened at the home level too.
    Simon and Garfunkle, The Sound of Silence, literally. ...Though if
    static might be more Neil Diamond's Crackling Rosie!




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