• Timing Is Everything

    From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Sun Jun 21 09:24:00 2020
    Barry,

    What calendar are you using?? June 12 was Friday, and June 15
    is Monday.
    Apparently the pages flipped in the breeze and I looked at 2023's!
    That'll do it.

    (How many people looked?!)

    Sort of like where my late wife and I used to live. We'd call the
    office in the morning, and the woman answering the phone would say
    "Good afternoon"...and my wife would say "You want to go home early,
    don't you??" <G>.

    ... I bought an internal modem, but I can't swallow it.
    Here's my excuse...
    ... I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.

    That's nothing! I had a forehead VCR! (four head)

    Maybe you should have quit while you were a head. <G>

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    Never mind when it's feeding or changing time.

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Tue Jun 23 08:35:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    What calendar are you using?? June 12 was Friday, and June 15
    is Monday.
    Apparently the pages flipped in the breeze and I looked at 2023's!
    That'll do it.
    (How many people looked?!)
    Sort of like where my late wife and I used to live. We'd call
    the office in the morning, and the woman answering the phone
    would say "Good afternoon"...and my wife would say "You want to
    go home early, don't you??" <G>.

    It;s after 5 o'clock somewhere!



    ... I bought an internal modem, but I can't swallow it.
    Here's my excuse...
    ... I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
    That's nothing! I had a forehead VCR! (four head)
    Maybe you should have quit while you were a head. <G>

    They just don't make products anymore with a good punch line!


    ... Got left at wrong nursery. There I was, surrounded by trees &
    bushes. --- MultiMail/Win32 v0.47
    Never mind when it's feeding or changing time.

    I was raised as a Druid. :)


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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Thu Jun 25 11:40:00 2020
    Barry,

    Sort of like where my late wife and I used to live. We'd call
    the office in the morning, and the woman answering the phone
    would say "Good afternoon"...and my wife would say "You want to
    go home early, don't you??" <G>.

    It;s after 5 o'clock somewhere!

    Just like what Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffet sang about. <G>

    Maybe you should have quit while you were a head. <G>

    They just don't make products anymore with a good punch line!

    There's a door from Shining Star Software, called Punchline. It's
    sort of like Wheel Of Fortune, with punny puzzles.

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Fri Jun 26 15:53:00 2020

    Hi Daryl!

    Sort of like where my late wife and I used to live. We'd call
    the office in the morning, and the woman answering the phone
    would say "Good afternoon"...and my wife would say "You want to
    go home early, don't you??" <G>.
    It's after 5 o'clock somewhere!
    Just like what Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffet sang about. <G>

    Yup! (That was half the intent!)


    Maybe you should have quit while you were a head. <G>

    Cue "I Ain't Got No Boooooooody!" -- David Lee Roth and/or Louis Prima.



    They just don't make products anymore with a good punch line!
    There's a door from Shining Star Software, called Punchline.
    It's sort of like Wheel Of Fortune, with punny puzzles.

    Sort of like some of the quirky clues on _Jeopardy!_


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