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    From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to All on Fri Aug 28 16:36:24 2020
    From "Laughter Never Gets Old"...

    New Diet Rules (although I doubt my dietician will approve these!!):

    1) If you set something, and no one sees you eat it, then it has no
    calories.

    2) If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the
    candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.

    3) When you eat with someone, the calories don't count, if you don't
    eat more than he or she does.

    4) In foods used for medicinal purposes, such as hot chocolate,
    pancakes, and Sara Lee cheesecake, the calories never count.

    5) If you fatten up everyone else around you, you'll look thinner.

    6) In movie related items, such as Milk Duds, buttered popcorn,
    Junior Mints, Red Hots, and Tootsie Rolls, the calories don't count,
    because you eat them in the dark.

    7) Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes
    leakage.

    8) When you're preparing a meal, stuff licked off knives and spoons
    has no calories.

    9) Foods of the same color -- such as spinach and pistacho ice
    cream -- have the same number of calories.

    10) Chocolate is a universal color, and may be substituted for any
    food color.

    11) When on vacation, any foods eaten above 5000 feet do not contain
    calories. You can eat to your hearts content. But take caution when
    returning home. Warning: Below 5000 feet, some kind of expansion may
    take place.
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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Sat Oct 30 06:56:00 2021

    Hi Drayl!

    Typo alert!

    From "Laughter Never Gets Old"...
    New Diet Rules (although I doubt my dietician will approve
    these!!):
    1) If you set something, and no one sees you eat it, then it has
    no calories.

    I can eat and I can ate, I'm not supposed to ett and I can set something
    on my plate, which can cause a belly ache!





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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Sun Oct 31 18:47:00 2021
    Barry,

    Typo alert!

    From "Laughter Never Gets Old"...
    New Diet Rules (although I doubt my dietician will approve
    these!!):
    1) If you set something, and no one sees you eat it, then it has
    no calories.

    I can eat and I can ate, I'm not supposed to ett and I can set
    something on my plate, which can cause a belly ache!

    That proves again that when you type something, you never see the
    error. But, someone else will spot it right off.

    I know you're utterly disappointed at the proof of my imperfection. <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Mon Nov 1 06:48:00 2021

    Hi Daryl!

    Typo alert!
    1) If you set something, and no one sees you eat it, then it has
    no calories.
    I can eat and I can ate, I'm not supposed to ett and I can set
    something on my plate, which can cause a belly ache!
    That proves again that when you type something, you never see
    the error. But, someone else will spot it right off.

    Especially when it's the first in the list!


    I know you're utterly disappointed at the proof of my
    imperfection. <G>

    Yeah: once proved don't need to reprove; now what am I going to do for
    the rest of the morning?!



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  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to Barry Martin on Tue Nov 2 13:16:00 2021
    Barry,

    I know you're utterly disappointed at the proof of my
    imperfection. <G>

    Yeah: once proved don't need to reprove; now what am I going to do for
    the rest of the morning?!

    Error: No New QWK Mail. Start whine/cry/pout sequence?? (Y/n)

    ... I had my patience tested. I'm negative.

    I took an IQ test, and the results were negative. According to the late
    Nancy Backus "that explains a lot" (her words). <G>

    Daryl

    ... All those updates, and still imperfect!!!
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  • From Barry Martin@454:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Wed Nov 3 06:59:00 2021

    Hi Daryl!

    I know you're utterly disappointed at the proof of my
    imperfection. <G>
    Yeah: once proved don't need to reprove; now what am I going to do for
    the rest of the morning?!
    Error: No New QWK Mail. Start whine/cry/pout sequence?? (Y/n)

    Around here it's more <sigh>, on to the next project!


    ... I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
    I took an IQ test, and the results were negative. According to
    the late Nancy Backus "that explains a lot" (her words). <G>

    I was more of the opinion of confirming a lot! <g>



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