A Different Grand Wizard
From
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All on Wed Jul 29 00:06:22 2020
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation
has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible
lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed
and do not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the part who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God
and this Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued. "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this
is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will
feel glory. Now, stand and confess your transgression."
Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a
runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,
"Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you
were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends
that you were a Grand Wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation
roared in laughter!
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