• Humor On The City Bus

    From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to All on Wed Jul 8 16:43:00 2020
    A lady about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus, and she noticed the man
    opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

    This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
    seemed more amused.

    When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
    the driver, and had the man arrested.

    The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
    what he had to say for himself.

    The young man replied:

    "Well, Your Honor, it was like this".

    "When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition
    (being pregnant). She sat down under a sign that said, ''The Double Mint
    Twins are coming'', and I grinned."

    "She moved to another seat, and then sat under a sign that said ''Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling'', and I had to smile.

    "Then, she moved to yet another seat, and sat under a sign that said ''William's Big Stick Did The Trick'', and I could hardly contain myself."

    "But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time, and sat under a sign
    that said ''Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'', I just
    lost it".

    To which, the judge banged his gavel on the desk, and shouted "CASE DISMISSED!!".
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (454:1/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to All on Mon Jul 13 00:07:22 2020
    A lady about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus, and she noticed the man
    opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

    This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
    seemed more amused.

    When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
    the driver, and had the man arrested.

    The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
    what he had to say for himself.

    The young man replied:

    "Well, Your Honor, it was like this".

    "When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition
    (being pregnant). She sat down under a sign that said, ''The Double Mint
    Twins are coming'', and I grinned."

    "She moved to another seat, and then sat under a sign that said ''Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling'', and I had to smile.

    "Then, she moved to yet another seat, and sat under a sign that said ''William's Big Stick Did The Trick'', and I could hardly contain myself."

    "But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time, and sat under a sign
    that said ''Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'', I just
    lost it".

    To which, the judge banged his gavel on the desk, and shouted "CASE DISMISSED!!".
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (454:1/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to All on Sat Oct 10 00:08:11 2020
    A lady about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus, and she noticed the man
    opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

    This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
    seemed more amused.

    When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
    the driver, and had the man arrested.

    The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
    what he had to say for himself.

    The young man replied:

    "Well, Your Honor, it was like this".

    "When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition
    (being pregnant). She sat down under a sign that said, ''The Double Mint
    Twins are coming'', and I grinned."

    "She moved to another seat, and then sat under a sign that said ''Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling'', and I had to smile.

    "Then, she moved to yet another seat, and sat under a sign that said ''William's Big Stick Did The Trick'', and I could hardly contain myself."

    "But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time, and sat under a sign
    that said ''Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'', I just
    lost it".

    To which, the judge banged his gavel on the desk, and shouted "CASE DISMISSED!!".
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (454:1/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@454:1/33 to All on Tue Oct 13 00:07:38 2020
    A lady about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus, and she noticed the man
    opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

    This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
    seemed more amused.

    When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
    the driver, and had the man arrested.

    The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
    what he had to say for himself.

    The young man replied:

    "Well, Your Honor, it was like this".

    "When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition
    (being pregnant). She sat down under a sign that said, ''The Double Mint
    Twins are coming'', and I grinned."

    "She moved to another seat, and then sat under a sign that said ''Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling'', and I had to smile.

    "Then, she moved to yet another seat, and sat under a sign that said ''William's Big Stick Did The Trick'', and I could hardly contain myself."

    "But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time, and sat under a sign
    that said ''Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'', I just
    lost it".

    To which, the judge banged his gavel on the desk, and shouted "CASE DISMISSED!!".
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (454:1/33)