• [GCFL.net] Funny Puns and

    From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Jan 19 19:03:00 2017
    * Originally in: Clean Jokes
    * Originally on: 01-19-17 08:31
    * Originally by: Robert E Starr JR @QWKNET
    * Originally to: All @QWKNET*316

    Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

    Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

    Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.

    When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

    What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)

    A backwards poet writes inverse.

    He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

    If a clock is hungry does it go back four seconds?

    The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

    Acupuncture is a jab well done.

    Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

    Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

    A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

    If you don't pay your exorcist, will you get repossessed?

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    Without geometry, life is pointless.


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  • From J Adam Gosselin@HURRICAN/KK4QBN to Daryl Stout on Fri Jan 20 01:54:58 2017
    Re: [GCFL.net] Funny Puns and
    By: Daryl Stout to All on Thu Jan 19 2017 07:03 pm

    Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

    Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

    Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.

    The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

    Acupuncture is a jab well done.

    Thank you so much for sharing these. It had cheered me and my wife up some. -jag
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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to J Adam Gosselin on Wed Jan 25 04:43:00 2017
    Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

    Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

    Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.

    The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

    Acupuncture is a jab well done.

    Thank you so much for sharing these. It had cheered me and my wife up some. -jag

    There is so little in the world to laugh at nowadays. Even though some
    pun humor may be drier than the Sahara, there are both groaners and good
    ones. :)

    Daryl

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