• [GCFL.net] Alexa, Tell Me

    From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Dec 15 20:03:00 2016
    * Originally in: Clean Jokes
    * Originally on: 12-14-16 16:13
    * Originally by: Robert E Starr JR @QWKNET
    * Originally to: All @QWKNET*316

    Jokes from Amazon's Alexa. Yes, these were the better ones.

    Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? She wanted to lay it on the line.

    What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

    Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Sir Cumference.

    Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

    What do you call two men on the wall above the window? Kurt and Rod.

    What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderpants.

    I don't trust people with graph paper. They're always plotting something.

    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

    Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages? Because they had so many knights.

    Why did the football coach shake the vending machine? Because he needed a quarterback.

    How do you know if you are a pirate? You just arrrrr.

    What did the Chihuahua think of her new bed? she thought it was a little rough.

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