• [GCFL.net] Groaner: Vacat

    From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to ALL on Sun May 25 13:13:00 2014
    This message was from Nathan Prugh @1533.funny* to All @Echomail*4
    originally in conference FUNNY Jokes on TBOLT (The Thunderbolt BBS)
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    * Originally in: WCLNJOKE
    * Originally on: 04-09-14 09:17
    * Originally by: Robert E Starr JR

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    Two carrots left the farm for a big time in the Big Apple. They went everywhere: shows, museums, libraries, the Statue of Liberty, the subways, and galleries. For a real blast off their last night in town, they went from bar
    to bar, carousing until the wee hours.

    When they stumbled out to the curb to hail a cab, one of the drunken carrots fell in the path of a speeding car. The other carrot called for an ambulance and followed his friend to the hospital.

    After several hours of waiting and pacing, the carrot was approached by a surgeon. The doctor told the carrot he bore both good and bad news and asked which he wished to hear first. The carrot told the doctor to start with the good news.

    The doctor complied, stating, "Your friend will live ... but he'll always be a vegetable."

    Received from Stan Kegel.


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