• Forrest Gump In Heaven

    From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Fri Oct 13 00:04:30 2017
    From "Laughter Never Gets Old"...

    Good News and Bad News...


    Good News: You baptized 7 people today in the river.

    Bad News: You lost 2 of them in the current.


    Good News: The women's guild voted to send you a get-well card.

    Bad News: It passed 31 to 30.


    Good News: The elder board accepted your job description the way you
    wrote it.

    Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search
    committee to find somebody capable of filling the position.


    Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things
    the same way you do.

    Bad News: Everyone else in the choir quit.


    Good News: Mrs. Jones is wild about your sermons.

    Bad News: Mrs. Jones is also wild about "The Gong Show", "The 3 Stooges",
    and "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre".


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