• Tusk, tusk

    From Northern Realms@21:3/110 to All on Tue Nov 29 07:01:30 2022
    Reader's Digest Joke of the Day

    "I wish I had enough money to buy an elephant."
    "What on earth do you need an elephant for?"
    "I don't. I just need the money."
    --Sam Levenson
    RD Issue: January 1951

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