Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
I run like the winded.
When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."
Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend
30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.
Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere,
makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people
cops.
My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.
Hi Charles! 12 Nov 20 20:58, you wrote to All:
Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight. IMany of these (even the ones not mentioned) are perfect oneliners
had my patience tested. I'm negative. I run like the winded. When
I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east." Don't
bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30
seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out. Sometimes,
someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes
your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people
cops. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.
in conversation. They can produce a good double-take gotcha
moment.
"What kind of shorts do clouds have? Thunderwear." Kids love/groan
when they hear that from me when they are holding their copy of
Captain Underpants.
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