• Taglines

    From Dan Richter@1:317/3 to All on Wed Sep 6 00:38:56 2017
    <- Cloaked Tagline
    ! Not on your life !
    !!!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH
    !edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
    !enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE
    !enilgaT siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH
    !sdrawkcab ni deggulp draobyek ym tog ev'I kniht I
    "100 Years Of Tradition, Unimpeded By Progress".
    "42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with?
    "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
    "69, dude!" -Bill & Ted
    "A five-ounce bird cannot carry a one-pound coconut!"
    "A speedy victory is the main object in war." -Sun Tzu
    "And what about Scarecrow's brain?!"
    "Any Moderators here?" <<BANG>> "Any more?"
    "Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?"
    "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
    "Assimilate my shorts!" -Borg Simpson
    "Assimilated, you will be." -Yoda of Borg
    "At least she can be in a Peter Gabriel video."
    "BAD MOTHERS...and the bad fathers who love them"
    "BITE ME, FRODO!"
    "BITE ME, It's fun!" "No! Crow! NO!"
    "Booze is good food."
    "BOOZE...it's what's for dinner."
    "Bother!", said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse.
    "Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his source code.
    "Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his WAD files.
    "Bother", said Pooh, and deleted Windows.
    "Bother", said Pooh, and discorporated.
    "Bother", said Pooh, and inhaled.
    "Bother", said Pooh, and loaded up Rise of the Triad.
    "Bother", said Pooh, and opened fire.
    "Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled DOOM.
    "Bother", said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
    "Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath
    "Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the spinblades.
    "Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit.
    "Bother", said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer.
    "Bother", said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
    "Bother", said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face.
    "Bother", said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit.
    "Bother", said Pooh, as he ran into the Archvile.
    "Bother", said Pooh, as he reached for the flamethrower.
    "Bother", said Pooh, as he twitted the moderator.
    "Bother", said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
    "Bother", said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground.
    "Bother", said Pooh, as racked up another frag.
    "Bother", said Pooh, as the pin fell out the grenade
    "Bother", said Pooh, as the police closed in.


    ---

    Black Panther
    aka Dan Richter
    Sysop - Castle Rock BBS
    telnet://castlerockbbs.com
    The sparrows are flying again...

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A35 (Linux/64)
    * Origin: Castle Rock BBS - castlerockbbs.com (1:317/3)
  • From Dan Richter@1:317/3 to All on Fri Mar 22 17:41:24 2019
    `1234567890-=\qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~
    "Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Sure. Will a 2x10 do?"
    #1 DOOM Tip: Look out! There's a demon behind you!
    <%>{ 1 fish, <%>{ 2 fish, <%>{ red fish, <%>{ blue fish
    "1 head, no cylinders, and a 1-track mind."
    #1 Hit on the Borg Top 40: Borg in the USA.
    #1 Hydro Song: Hertz so Good...
    (1) Ignore (2) Retry (3) Abort (4) MeltDown
    #1 in the don't bother catagory.
    (1)Your brain on WIN. (0)Your brain on OS/2.
    +25 to hit +30 damage? YOU GO FIRST!
    "2nd star on the right, then on until morning." - Kirk
    "42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with?
    "4 bit? Where does this come from?
    "640k oughta be enough for anyone" - Bill Gates, 1981.
    "69, dude!" -Bill & Ted
    :) ;) 8) ?) =) |) :0 <-- The many faces of John Doe...
    "9 out of 10 LAPD endorse the use of the CLUB!" - R. King
    A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse
    A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector
    A 100% right of return both ways.
    A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
    A@#%24305bsrnqysw46uw6j6sn <- Tagline from my cat
    A 3000 year old child proof cap? - Crow on mummy case
    A 3.5 disk should fit in a 5.25 drive, right?
    A 3.5" hard is better than a 5.25" floppy.
    A-440 or Fight!
    A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME
    AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
    AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous
    AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
    A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.
    Aaaahhhhh-CHU! Not Virus, BBS Fever.
    aaaaooooggggaaaa aaaaooooggggaaaa ..... DIVE! DIVE!
    AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx
    A.A. members make souse calls.
    AAMOF? ...As A Matter Of Fact...
    a "And my heart is sick of being in chains."
    AARRGHH!! A virus was chewing my FAT.
    !(a+b) = !a * !b =0
    A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him.
    A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.
    A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiancee free.
    A bad beginning makes for a good ending.
    A bad day BBSing is better than a good day at work.
    A bad excuse is better than no excuse.
    A bad peace is even worse than a war.
    A bad workman always blames his fools
    A bad workman quarrels with his tools.
    A BANDAID!? Damn it Jim,I'm a doctor,not a-oh, never mind.


    ---

    Black Panther
    A.K.A. - Dan Richter
    Sysop - Castle Rock BBS
    telnet://bbs.castlerockbbs.com
    http://www.castlerockbbs.com
    The sparrows are flying again...


    ... John Wayne toilet paper: Rough & Tough & don't take sh*t

    ___ MultiMail/Linux v0.51

    --- Mystic BBS/QWK v1.12 A43 2019/03/02 (Linux/64)
    * Origin: Castle Rock BBS - bbs.castlerockbbs.com (1:317/3)
  • From Charles Pierson@1:229/426.67 to All on Thu Nov 12 20:58:18 2020
    Hello, All.

    When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.

    To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.

    Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.

    It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.

    The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

    When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.

    I remember being able to get
    up without making sound effects.

    I had my patience tested. I'm negative.

    Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

    If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"

    When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

    I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.

    I run like the winded.

    I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.

    When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"

    When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?

    I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

    When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."

    Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.

    Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.

    My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.


    --
    Best regards!
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    * Origin: Houston, TX (1:229/426.67)
  • From August Abolins@2:333/808.7 to Charles Pierson on Fri Nov 13 17:29:01 2020
    Hi Charles!

    12 Nov 20 20:58, you wrote to All:

    Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.

    I had my patience tested. I'm negative.

    I run like the winded.

    When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."

    Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend
    30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.

    Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere,
    makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people
    cops.

    My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.

    Many of these (even the ones not mentioned) are perfect oneliners in conversation. They can produce a good double-take gotcha moment.

    "What kind of shorts do clouds have? Thunderwear."

    Kids love/groan when they hear that from me when they are holding their copy of Captain Underpants.


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  • From Charles Pierson@2:221/6.21 to August Abolins on Fri Nov 13 18:27:12 2020
    Hello, August Abolins.
    On 11/13/20 5:29 PM you wrote:

    Hi Charles! 12 Nov 20 20:58, you wrote to All:
    Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight. I
    had my patience tested. I'm negative. I run like the winded. When
    I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east." Don't
    bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30
    seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out. Sometimes,
    someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes
    your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people
    cops. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.
    Many of these (even the ones not mentioned) are perfect oneliners
    in conversation. They can produce a good double-take gotcha
    moment.

    I think that's actually what this list was at some point.

    "What kind of shorts do clouds have? Thunderwear." Kids love/groan
    when they hear that from me when they are holding their copy of
    Captain Underpants.

    --
    Best regards!
    Posted using Hotdoged on Android
    --- Hotdoged/2.13.5/Android
    * Origin: Houston, Tx (2:221/6.21)