• Wierd Sightings

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Oct 24 00:04:34 2017
    Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the
    airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
    without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge,
    how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we
    ask."

    Sighting #2: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to
    cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged
    co-worker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
    I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red.
    She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing
    driving?"

    Sighting #3: At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear co-worker who
    is leaving the company due to "rightsizing," our manager spoke up
    and said, "This is fun. We should have lunch like this more often."
    Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each other like deer
    staring into the headlights of an approaching truck.

    Sighting #4: I worked with an Individual who plugged his power strip
    back into itself and for the life of him could not understand why
    his system would not turn on.

    Sighting #5: (a rare "double sighting"): A friend had a brilliant
    idea for saving disk space. He thought if he put all his Microsoft
    Word documents into a tiny font they'd take up less room. When he
    told me, I was with another friend. She thought it was a good idea
    too.

    Sighting #6: (from Tech Support): Tech Support: "How much free space
    do you have on your hard drive?" Individual: "Well, my wife likes to
    get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free
    space. Is that enough?"

    Sighting #7: (from Tech Support): Individual: "Now what do I do?"
    Tech Support: "What is the prompt on the screen?" Individual: "It's
    asking for 'Enter Your Last Name.'" Tech Support: "Okay, so type in
    your last name." Individual: "How do you spell that?"

    Sighting # 8: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
    dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been
    accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and
    found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side
    door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried
    the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," I announced to
    the technician, "It's open!" "I know," answered the young man. "I
    already got that side."


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