• The Blond And A Gun

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 8 16:42:28 2020
    A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip
    of her index finger shot off.

    "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

    "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

    "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting
    your finger off?"

    "No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
    thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not
    shooting myself in the chest."

    "So then?" asked the doctor.

    "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00
    to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

    "So then?"

    "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make
    a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled
    the trigger."
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Oct 10 00:07:35 2020
    A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip
    of her index finger shot off.

    "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

    "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

    "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting
    your finger off?"

    "No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
    thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not
    shooting myself in the chest."

    "So then?" asked the doctor.

    "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00
    to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

    "So then?"

    "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make
    a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled
    the trigger."
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Mar 10 00:05:35 2021
    A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip
    of her index finger shot off.

    "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

    "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

    "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting
    your finger off?"

    "No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
    thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not
    shooting myself in the chest."

    "So then?" asked the doctor.

    "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00
    to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

    "So then?"

    "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make
    a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled
    the trigger."
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)