• Earplugs

    From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to All on Sun Mar 19 05:07:21 2023
    A guy walks into the doctor's office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.

    The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"

    The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A49 2023/03/14 (Linux/64)
    * Origin: Northern Realms (1:229/664)