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  • FidoGazette Vol 10 no 39

    From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to Daryl Stout on Fri Jul 27 01:25:02 2018
    Hi Daryl,

    Italian Wedding Soup

    Do you pasta, take the meat sauce, to be your lawfully
    wedded spouse?? <G>

    Oops.. this is a soup recipe with meatballs ... perhaps it's headed for divorce
    court?? :) :)

    In this case, is the sauce female, since the other part
    is the "meat balls"?? <g,d,r>

    LOL..

    Take care,
    Janis

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  • From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to Daryl Stout on Fri Jul 27 01:25:02 2018
    I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely
    grammatically correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense
    of humor. :)

    You got that right...the teacher needs to get a life.

    hahahaha.. yes, indeed :)

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to Janis Kracht on Fri Jul 27 01:25:02 2018
    Hi Daryl!

    Hi, Janis...

    Hey, thank you for the update, I'll get it in the next issue :)

    I thought I had sent it earlier, but I guess it got lost in the shuffle.

    For all I know, the QWK reader got hungry, and ate it. :P

    Daryl

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JANIS KRACHT on Sat Jul 28 19:09:00 2018
    Hi Daryl,

    Hi, Janis...

    Italian Wedding Soup

    Do you pasta, take the meat sauce, to be your lawfully
    wedded spouse?? <G>

    Oops.. this is a soup recipe with meatballs ... perhaps it's headed for divo
    court?? :) :)

    I love Italian food (spaghetti, lasagna, pizza, etc.), but the spices aggravate the daylights out of my acid reflux. Yet, tomatoes are good antioxidants. That reminds me of the commercial of this little
    dachshund, who says "Oh, antioxidants are good for me. I thought you
    said anti-dachshunds". <G>

    In this case, is the sauce female, since the other part
    is the "meat balls"?? <g,d,r>

    LOL..

    That reminds me of a joke where this guy was having an affair behind
    his wife's back, and the woman got pregnant. But, they were trying to
    figure out how the pregnant woman would advise her "boyfriend" of what
    she gave birth to.

    One day, the guy's wife got this postcard in the mail, and told her
    husband about it...yet she had no clue. The card noted the following:

    "Spaghetti. Spaghetti. Spaghetti. Two with meatballs. One without". <BG>

    Several years ago, when I told one of my wife's cousins that joke, she
    had "the deer in the headlights look" when I told it, then got to the punchline. Then, the look on her face was like "Oh, S***"!! <LOL>.

    Daryl

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JANIS KRACHT on Sat Jul 28 19:11:00 2018
    Janis,

    I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely
    grammatically correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense JK>> JK@> of humor. :)

    You got that right...the teacher needs to get a life.

    hahahaha.. yes, indeed :)

    I also hate these doctors who are "stodgy, sticks in the mud", who
    have no sense of humor. Years ago, when I was diagnosed with digestive
    tract issues, when the doctor told me that "You have to watch what you
    eat", I replied "I do...from the plate to the mouth!!". He didn't like
    my answer. :P

    Daryl

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