FidoGazette Vol 12 no 29 Page: 3
From
Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to
All on Wed Jul 18 21:51:08 2018
Thanks to Daryl Stout, 1:19/33 for these :)
In a Catholic School Cafeteria, one end of one of the tables
has a bowl full of red, delicious apples. One of the nuns has
written and placed a sign next to the bowl, stating "Take only
ONE apple...God is watching you". Meanwhile, at the other end
of the table, is a bowl of chocolate chip cookies. One of the
little kids writes his own sign, and places it by them, which
states "Take ALL the cookies you want...God is watching the
apples".
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A police officer is rushed to the hospital for an emergency
appendectomy. As he is waking from the surgery, he feels a
tearing against his chest. Horrified, he thinks the anesthesia
has worn off, and they're doing additional surgery. Lifting his
hospital gown, he discovers three huge strips of athletic first
aid tape...the real adhesive, sticky, stuff... taped to his
hair on his chest. On them, written in big letters "Get Well
Soon...from the nurse you ticketed last week".
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