Janis,
Thank you to Ward Dossche, 2:292/854, for this one :)
85yr old man walks into a porn video rental store and asks for a
video.
The proprietor asks "What would you like? Soft porn or hard
porn?"
The man answers "Just give me hard porn, I don't hear that well
anymore".
Reminds me of ventriloquist Jeff Dunham, where his dummy, Walter, was
telling of his "bedroom experiences". :P Of course, Jeff is doing all
the vocal inflections for the characters, etc.
Walter asks "Want to hear what we say??". Jeff replies "Not really",
and Walter says "You talked me into it". :P That brings a howl of
laughter.
Walter says "Now, these are kind of pornographic" -- "GET OFF!!"...and
"I CAN'T SEE THE WEATHER CHANNEL!!". <G>
When asked how he keeps things fresh in the bedroom, Walter replies "Fabreze". <G>
Daryl
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