• FidoGazette Vol 12 no 26 Page: 3

    From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to All on Thu Jun 28 14:56:08 2018
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    A collection of real groaner's :)

    What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
    One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

    If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
    Mistle-toes.

    After a crime, a detective noted that he thought it was foul
    play. The other detective said, "You mean, he was playing with
    birds?"

    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick

    What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
    Dam.

    I sold my vacuum the other day.
    All it was doing was collecting dust.

    Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.
    One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
    The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

    (enough, already Jk :) )



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  • From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to All on Thu Jun 28 14:47:02 2018
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    A collection of real groaner's :)

    What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
    One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

    If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
    Mistle-toes.

    After a crime, a detective noted that he thought it was foul
    play. The other detective said, "You mean, he was playing with
    birds?"

    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick

    What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
    Dam.

    I sold my vacuum the other day.
    All it was doing was collecting dust.

    Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.
    One asks, "WhatCÇÖs your favorite type of music?"
    The other says, "ICÇÖm a big metal fan."

    (enough, already Jk :) )



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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JANIS KRACHT on Thu Jun 28 19:11:00 2018
    Janis,

    A collection of real groaner's :)

    Mild for me...nothing for me to throw tomatoes at. Besides, I prefer
    tomatoes in my salad. :)

    Daryl

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  • From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to Daryl Stout on Thu Jun 28 23:22:30 2018
    Hi Daryl,

    A collection of real groaner's :)

    Mild for me...nothing for me to throw tomatoes at. Besides, I prefer
    tomatoes in my salad. :)

    hahahahaha :) I knew I could count on you to come up with a great reply :) :)

    Maybe for the next humor section, I'll start 'innocently' netmailing you jokes that are bad, stock up on your replies, and publish them :)

    Take care,
    Janis

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JANIS KRACHT on Fri Jun 29 20:46:00 2018
    Hi Daryl,

    Hi, Janis...

    Mild for me...nothing for me to throw tomatoes at. Besides, I prefer
    tomatoes in my salad. :)

    hahahahaha :) I knew I could count on you to come up with a great reply :)

    A friend of mine, lost her second husband in death, this past
    February. He was a great help with me when I ran Virtual Advanced
    (VADV32), so I set up the website for the BBS in his memory. She told me
    that "Tim would be honored by what you did"...and another VADV32 Sysop
    told me the same thing.

    But, back to the subject at hand, she says "a salad is NOT a salad
    without cucumbers!!". I have to agree with her. As for dressings, it has
    to be either Thousand Island or French for me.

    Maybe for the next humor section, I'll start 'innocently' netmailing you jok JK>that are bad, stock up on your replies, and publish them :)

    I'll reply as quick as I can. With visiting my elderly Mom in a nearby
    rehab center (2 miles away), and doing all the stuff with financial
    issues and Power Of Attorney, I'm burning out brain cells like mad.

    The hobbies of the BBS and ham radio, are nice diversions.

    Daryl
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  • From Ed Vance@1:2320/105 to Daryl Stout on Fri Jun 29 08:07:00 2018
    06-28-18 19:11 Daryl Stout wrote to JANIS KRACHT about FidoGazette Vol 12 no 26 Howdy! Daryl and Janis,

    @MSGID: <5B35A0F0.4276.gazette@capitolcityonline.net>
    @REPLY: <5B354935.4275.gazette@capitolcityonline.net>
    -snip-

    . OLX 1.53 . Wisconsin: Come smell our dairy air.

    Daryl's Tagline caused me to remember one day when I was driving along a
    Hog Farm on a country road and exclaimed:

    "Smell That Fresh Country Air!"

    73 de Ed W9ODR . .


    ... Member of TCTC - The Clean Tagline Club - since JUL 1996.
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to ED VANCE on Sat Jun 30 09:14:00 2018
    Howdy! Daryl and Janis,

    Hi, Ed...

    . OLX 1.53 . Wisconsin: Come smell our dairy air.

    Daryl's Tagline caused me to remember one day when I was driving along a EV>Hog Farm on a country road and exclaimed:

    "Smell That Fresh Country Air!"

    I'd rather smell the rain before a storm.

    Daryl

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  • From Sean Dennis@1:18/200 to Janis Kracht on Tue Jul 3 12:08:12 2018
    Hello Janis,

    28 Jun 18 23:22 at you wrote to Daryl Stout:

    Maybe for the next humor section, I'll start 'innocently' netmailing
    you jokes that are bad, stock up on your replies, and publish them :)

    A Roman soldier walks into a bar. He calls the bartender over and asks for a Martinus. The bartender looks at the soldier funny and replies "Don't you mean a Martini?"

    The soldier looks at the bartender a bit offended. "Good sir, if I wanted two drinks, I'd said so!"

    :D

    Later,
    Sean

    ... That does not compute.
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