FidoGazette Vol 12 no 24 Page: 3
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All on Wed Jun 13 17:23:38 2018
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This one was sent in by Ward Dossche, 2:292/854 - thanks Ward!
"All the animals of the world are dangeroes"
The King of Belgium went on a vacation to an animal preserve
somewhere in Africa.
When he returned, the Prime Minister questioned him about his
trip.
PM: "So what kind of animals did you see, sir?"
K: "Well, I saw dangeroes everywhere"
PM: "Dangeroes? What is that?"
K: "C'mon, PM. I saw big grey dangeroes with a tail on their
head. Then there were dangeroes with very long legs and a long
neck eating the leaves of trees. There were also dangeroes
striped in white and black looking a bit like horses and then
there were yellowish dangeroes looking like a big cat trying to
eat the striped dangeroes"
PM: "But sir, what you saw were elephants, giraffes, zebra and
lions"
K: "No, no ... I am very certain because there was a sign which
said 'All these animals are dangerous'"
FIDOGAZETTE Vol 12 No 24 Page 3 June 13, 2018
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