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    From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to All on Wed Nov 29 16:15:02 2017
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    A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the
    harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his
    experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which
    there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some
    alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died. "Now,"
    he said,"what do you learn from this?" An eager student gave
    his answer. "Well the answer is obvious," he said " if you
    drink alcohol, you'll never have worms."




    FIDOGAZETTE Vol 11 No 48 Page 3 November 29, 2017


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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JANIS KRACHT on Thu Nov 30 08:31:00 2017
    Janis,

    A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the
    harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his
    experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which
    there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some
    alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died. "Now,"
    he said,"what do you learn from this?" An eager student gave
    his answer. "Well the answer is obvious," he said " if you
    drink alcohol, you'll never have worms."

    That's like the marquee' sign on a business -- "We have worms in the
    rear". Sounds like a personal problem to me. :P

    Daryl

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  • From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to Daryl Stout on Fri Dec 1 10:42:28 2017
    he said,"what do you learn from this?" An eager student gave
    his answer. "Well the answer is obvious," he said " if you
    drink alcohol, you'll never have worms."

    That's like the marquee' sign on a business -- "We have worms in the
    rear". Sounds like a personal problem to me. :P

    hahahahahahaha :)

    And I thought I had a baaaad sense of humor :)

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JANIS KRACHT on Sat Dec 2 15:05:00 2017
    Janis,

    he said,"what do you learn from this?" An eager student gave
    his answer. "Well the answer is obvious," he said " if you
    drink alcohol, you'll never have worms."

    That's like the marquee' sign on a business -- "We have worms in the
    rear". Sounds like a personal problem to me. :P

    hahahahahahaha :)

    And I thought I had a baaaad sense of humor :)

    <assuming the voice of the mean little kid done by the late Red Skelton>

    "She don't me very well, do she??" <BG>

    <regular voice returns> ;)

    Seriously, there is so little to laugh at in the world nowadays. You
    turn on the news, and you don't know whether to pout, puke, or poop your pants...or a plethora of each (I must have P on the brain today...well, actually, the tagline below is appropriate). :P

    Daryl

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