• FidoGazette Vol 11 no 46 Page: 4

    From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to All on Wed Nov 15 13:43:44 2017
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    Nigel Reed, 1:124/5016 sent this on in, thanks Nigel!

    For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian
    woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
    Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he
    would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to
    secretly have the child. Furthermore, if she stayed in Italy to
    raise the child, he would also provide child support until the
    child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when
    the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply
    mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He
    would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One
    day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
    'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'
    'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.
    The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned
    white, and fainted.

    On the card was written:
    Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

    Three with meatballs, two without.

    Send extra sauce.



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  • From Nelgin@endofthelinebbs.com to Janis Kracht on Thu Nov 16 03:44:56 2017
    On Wed, 15 Nov 2017 13:43:44 -0500, "Janis Kracht"
    <janis.kracht@1:261/38> wrote:

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    Nigel Reed, 1:124/5016 sent this on in, thanks Nigel!

    Thanks for including that. Credit where credit is due, I did see it
    somewhere else but it made me laugh. Not my work, sorry. :)
  • From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to Nelgin on Thu Nov 16 09:03:50 2017
    Hi Nigel,

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    Nigel Reed, 1:124/5016 sent this on in, thanks Nigel!

    Thanks for including that. Credit where credit is due, I did see it
    somewhere else but it made me laugh. Not my work, sorry. :)

    Made me laugh as well, thanks again for sending it in :)

    Take care,
    Janis

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JANIS KRACHT on Thu Nov 16 09:54:00 2017
    Janis,

    On the card was written:
    Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

    Three with meatballs, two without.

    Send extra sauce.

    I shared this joke at a gathering at my in-laws place shortly after my
    wife and I got married. One of her cousins first looked at me with "the
    deer in the headlights look" when I got done...then it hit her, and it
    was like "Oh, <expletive!>".

    I didn't know about the extra sauce, though...but, when it comes to
    pasta, I can eat it with sauce (it gives my reflux fits), or just with
    melted butter. That's a lot of starch and carbs, but a pizza cutter is
    what I use to cut carbs. <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Nelgin@endofthelinebbs.com to Daryl Stout on Fri Nov 17 12:07:37 2017
    On Thu, 16 Nov 2017 09:54:00 -0600, "Daryl Stout"
    <daryl.stout@1:19/33> wrote:


    I didn't know about the extra sauce, though...but, when it comes to
    pasta, I can eat it with sauce (it gives my reflux fits), or just with
    melted butter. That's a lot of starch and carbs, but a pizza cutter is
    what I use to cut carbs. <G>

    While this probably belongs on "ask a nurse", I would recommend
    Omeprazole for reflux :)