• FidoGazette Vol 11 no 42 Page: 3

    From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to All on Wed Oct 18 17:49:34 2017
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    Thank you to Ron for the following :)

    A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.
    He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car
    broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks
    graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As
    the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a very strange sound.
    The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they
    say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.

    The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about
    his merry way. Some years later, The same man breaks down in
    front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed
    him, and again fix his car. That night, he hears the same
    strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next
    morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell
    you. You're not a monk.

    The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know.

    If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become
    a monk, how do I become a monk?

    The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many
    blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles,
    when you find these numbers, you will become a monk. The man
    sets about his task. Some 54 years later, he returns and knocks
    on the door of the monastery.

    He says, I have traveled the earth and have found what you have
    asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and
    231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.

    The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall
    now show you the way to the sound.

    The monks lead the man to a wooden door where the head monk
    says, The sound is right behind that door. The man reaches for
    the knob, but the door is locked.

    He says, Real funny. May I have the key? The monks give him the
    key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another
    door made of stone.

    The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him
    the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He
    demands another key from the monks, who provide it.

    Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire, And
    so it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,
    silver, topaz, and amethyst.

    Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door.

    The man is relieved to know that he has finally reached to the
    end.

    He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is
    amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

    But he can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.






    (Yes, a CLASSIC shaggy-dog story Lol)


    FIDOGAZETTE Vol 11 No 42 Page 3 October 18, 2017


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