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  • FidoGazette Vol 12 no 35 Page: 3

    From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to All on Thu Aug 30 01:14:14 2018
    Linux Jokes
    Collected by Janis Kracht, 1:261/38

    Note: After the last 24hours of constant attention demanded
    by my linux box over some lost files, etc., I was ready
    to can this box... so out of spite today I collected
    some linux jokes I could throw at the system Lol

    It made _me_ feel better at least :)

    =A Pile of Collected Jokes=

    I'll tell you a DNS joke but be advised, it could take up to 24
    hours for everyone to get it.

    I think there is a duck in my router. It always goes NAT,NAT,
    NAT.

    So I want to dress up as a UDP packet for Halloween, but I donCt
    know if anyone will get it.

    I could tell you an ICMP joke but it would probably be
    repetitive.

    I wanted to write an IPv4 joke, but the good ones were all
    already exhausted.

    IPv4 address space walks into a bar and yells "One strong CIDR
    please, ICm exhausted!"

    Knock knock.
    WhoCs there?
    SYN flood.
    SYN flood who?
    Knock knock.CǪ


    Q. What is a Unix or Linux sysadminCs favourite hangout place?
    A. Foo Bar

    A RAID member disk walks into a bar. Bartender asks whatCs
    wrong? "Parity error." "Yeah, you look a bit off."

    Linux geek started working at McDonalds. A customer asked him
    for a Big Mac and he gave him a bit of paper with
    FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF written on it.

    Q. What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
    A. A URLologist.



    FIDOGAZETTE Vol 12 No 30 Page 3 July 25, 2018


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    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-3
    * Origin: Prism bbs (1:261/38)
  • From Wilfred van Velzen@2:280/464 to Janis Kracht on Thu Aug 30 08:43:28 2018
    Hi Janis,

    On 2018-08-30 01:14:14, you wrote to All:

    @CHARSET: LATIN-1

    So I want to dress up as a UDP packet for Halloween, but I donCt
    know if anyone will get it.
    ...

    Forgot to apply your filter again... :-(

    Bye, Wilfred.

    --- FMail-lnx64 2.1.0.18-B20170815
    * Origin: FMail development HQ (2:280/464)
  • From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to Wilfred van Velzen on Thu Aug 30 09:50:58 2018
    Forgot to apply your filter again... :-(

    There were more serious problems with my 'write it out to the echo' script. The
    msg. you are referring to is an OLDER dupe message - I need to recopy my script from backup I think..

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-3
    * Origin: Prism bbs (1:261/38)
  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to Janis Kracht on Thu Aug 30 16:08:57 2018
    There were more serious problems with my 'write it out to the echo'
    script. The msg. you are referring to is an OLDER dupe message - I need
    to recopy my script from backup I think..

    Ergo my point re: Linux proven.

    \%/@rd

    --- D'Bridge 3.99 SR33
    * Origin: A man's most proud moment is when he takes a shit (2:292/854)
  • From Wilfred van Velzen@2:280/464 to Janis Kracht on Thu Aug 30 16:13:56 2018
    Hi Janis,

    On 2018-08-30 09:50:58, you wrote to me:

    Forgot to apply your filter again... :-(

    There were more serious problems with my 'write it out to the echo'
    script.
    The msg. you are referring to is an OLDER dupe message - I need to recopy my script from backup I think..

    The article did sound a bit familiar indeed... ;)

    But indeed, if you look inside the messages: "Volume 12 Number 30 July 25, 2018"
    The message subject (as seen above) was ok though...

    Bye, Wilfred.

    --- FMail-lnx64 2.1.0.18-B20170815
    * Origin: FMail development HQ (2:280/464)