• Shits

    From Atreyu@1:229/426 to All on Thu Sep 24 17:43:17 2020
    Hows everyone's bowel habits these days?

    I'm still having tremendous amounts of watery disgusting shits. No coilers, bombers or British Columbian logs anymore.

    Atreyu

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  • From Utopian Galt@1:218/109 to Atreyu on Thu Sep 24 21:50:57 2020
    RE: Re: Shits
    BY: Atreyu(1:229/426)


    Hows everyone's bowel habits these days?

    I'm still having tremendous amounts of watery disgusting shits. No
    coilers,
    bombers or British Columbian logs anymore.
    Slightly better! Less farts at work means I have my job!

    --- WWIV 5.6.0.3271
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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Utopian Galt on Fri Sep 25 11:09:03 2020
    On 24 Sep 20 21:50:57, Utopian Galt said the following to Atreyu:

    I'm still having tremendous amounts of watery disgusting shits. No
    coilers,
    bombers or British Columbian logs anymore.
    Slightly better! Less farts at work means I have my job!

    Does that imply that you lost a job due to a fart?

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: My sock can't get pregnant, but we keep trying (1:229/426)
  • From Black Panther@1:317/3 to Atreyu on Fri Sep 25 10:43:24 2020
    On 24 Sep 2020, Atreyu said the following...

    Hows everyone's bowel habits these days?

    I'm still having tremendous amounts of watery disgusting shits. No coilers, bombers or British Columbian logs anymore.

    This sounds like the start of a shitty conversation... ;)

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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Black Panther on Fri Sep 25 13:13:27 2020
    On 25 Sep 20 10:43:24, Black Panther said the following to Atreyu:

    I'm still having tremendous amounts of watery disgusting shits. No coilers, bombers or British Columbian logs anymore.

    This sounds like the start of a shitty conversation... ;)

    Its not all that bad, the splashback is momentarily enjoyable.

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: My sock can't get pregnant, but we keep trying (1:229/426)
  • From Black Panther@1:317/3 to Atreyu on Fri Sep 25 11:59:52 2020
    On 25 Sep 2020, Atreyu said the following...

    This sounds like the start of a shitty conversation... ;)

    Its not all that bad, the splashback is momentarily enjoyable.

    It's almost like having a bidet! It washes as you go. :)

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 2020/08/25 (Linux/64)
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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Black Panther on Fri Sep 25 14:02:09 2020
    On 25 Sep 20 11:59:52, Black Panther said the following to Atreyu:

    This sounds like the start of a shitty conversation... ;)

    Its not all that bad, the splashback is momentarily enjoyable.

    It's almost like having a bidet! It washes as you go. :)

    I got drunk once and thought a bidet was a water fountain...

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: My sock can't get pregnant, but we keep trying (1:229/426)
  • From Black Panther@1:317/3 to Atreyu on Fri Sep 25 13:30:12 2020
    On 25 Sep 2020, Atreyu said the following...

    I got drunk once and thought a bidet was a water fountain...

    Just once? I've been drunk many times. As far as I can remember, I've never tried using a bidet as a water fountain... Although there's still times I
    can't remember what I did...

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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Black Panther on Fri Sep 25 16:18:36 2020
    On 25 Sep 20 13:30:12, Black Panther said the following to Atreyu:

    I got drunk once and thought a bidet was a water fountain...

    Just once? I've been drunk many times. As far as I can remember, I've never tried using a bidet as a water fountain... Although there's still times I can't remember what I did...

    I have a high tolerance for booze; it takes a lot of either horse-piss beer or a bit of vodka to get a good feeling. But I hardly ever drink to pass out.

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: My sock can't get pregnant, but we keep trying (1:229/426)
  • From Utopian Galt@1:218/109 to Atreyu on Fri Sep 25 23:12:30 2020
    RE: Re: Shits
    BY: Atreyu(1:229/426)


    Does that imply that you lost a job due to a fart?

    I have the potential to lose a job if i toot in an enclosed room too often. Maybe one toot a month yes, but 2-3 a week no thanks!


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  • From Black Panther@1:317/3 to Utopian Galt on Sat Sep 26 01:35:14 2020
    On 25 Sep 2020, Utopian Galt said the following...

    Does that imply that you lost a job due to a fart?

    I have the potential to lose a job if i toot in an enclosed room too often. Maybe one toot a month yes, but 2-3 a week no thanks!

    Wow. I'd be gone in less than an hour... :/

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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Utopian Galt on Sat Sep 26 08:14:17 2020
    On 25 Sep 20 23:12:30, Utopian Galt said the following to Atreyu:

    Does that imply that you lost a job due to a fart?

    I have the potential to lose a job if i toot in an enclosed room too often. Maybe one toot a month yes, but 2-3 a week no thanks!

    Thats racist for them to fire you over your brown taints.

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: My sock can't get pregnant, but we keep trying (1:229/426)
  • From Utopian Galt@1:218/109 to Atreyu on Sat Sep 26 08:58:46 2020
    RE: Re: Shits
    BY: Atreyu(1:229/426)


    Thats racist for them to fire you over your brown taints.

    That is why I am going to find a good cereal to completely empty myself before I go to work and after work.


    --- WWIV 5.6.0.3271
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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Utopian Galt on Sat Sep 26 12:59:11 2020
    On 26 Sep 20 08:58:46, Utopian Galt said the following to Atreyu:

    Thats racist for them to fire you over your brown taints.

    That is why I am going to find a good cereal to completely empty myself bef I go to work and after work.

    I heard that Kellog guy was interesting. Manufactured corn flakes to stop asylum inmates from masturbating.

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: My sock can't get pregnant, but we keep trying (1:229/426)
  • From Utopian Galt@1:218/109 to Atreyu on Sat Sep 26 18:25:26 2020
    RE: Re: Shits
    BY: Atreyu(1:229/426)


    I heard that Kellog guy was interesting. Manufactured corn flakes to
    stop
    asylum inmates from masturbating.
    They end up pooping instead.


    --- WWIV 5.6.0.3271
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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Utopian Galt on Sat Sep 26 22:13:23 2020
    On 26 Sep 20 18:25:26, Utopian Galt said the following to Atreyu:

    I heard that Kellog guy was interesting. Manufactured corn flakes to
    stop
    asylum inmates from masturbating.
    They end up pooping instead.

    That doesn't explain the frosting.

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: My sock can't get pregnant, but we keep trying (1:229/426)
  • From Troy Tuttle@1:249/1 to Atreyu on Mon Sep 28 14:42:30 2020
    Perhaps more fibre in the diet? :D

    I'd say mine are far more normal then pre-covid. Likely a result of eating more normally and a lot less takeout/junk. I would imagine however should I ever get back into that cycle then toilets and innocent bystanders beware...

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    Hows everyone's bowel habits these days?

    I'm still having tremendous amounts of watery disgusting shits. No
    coilers,
    bombers or British Columbian logs anymore.

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: My sock can't get pregnant, but we keep trying (1:229/426)

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  • From Utopian Galt@1:218/109 to Troy Tuttle on Mon Sep 28 21:29:37 2020
    RE: Re: Shits
    BY: Troy Tuttle(1:249/1)


    I'd say mine are far more normal then pre-covid. Likely a result of
    eating more normally and a lot less takeout/junk. I would imagine
    however should I ever get back into that cycle then toilets and innocent bystanders beware...
    Pizza Hut unfortunately gives me toilet issues.


    --- WWIV 5.6.0.3274
    * Origin: Inland Utopia BBS * iutopia.duckdns.org:2023 (1:218/109)
  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Utopian Galt on Tue Sep 29 13:03:41 2020
    On 28 Sep 20 21:29:37, Utopian Galt said the following to Troy Tuttle:

    Pizza Hut unfortunately gives me toilet issues.

    I'd LOVE a pizza-hut pizza right about now...

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: My sock can't get pregnant, but we keep trying (1:229/426)