• Tee Hee

    From Vlad the Impailer (of dogs)@1:229/452.3 to All on Mon Mar 6 17:39:44 2017

    Tee Hee I fucked another dead dog!!!!

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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Vlad The Impailer (Of Dogs) on Mon Mar 6 18:12:16 2017
    On 06 Mar 17 17:39:44, Vlad The Impailer (Of Dogs) said the following to All:

    Tee Hee I fucked another dead dog!!!!

    I guess I'm too mentally sick to do anything like that...

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
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  • From Fang The Cat@2:292/854 to Vlad the Impailer (of dogs) on Tue Mar 7 00:26:48 2017

    Tee Hee I fucked another dead dog!!!!

    Probably was a Yorkshire Terrier with that small penis of yours.

    Miauw

    --- D'Bridge 3.99
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  • From Rogered another one@1:229/452.3 to Fang The Cat on Tue Mar 7 05:57:00 2017

    Hello Fang!

    07 Mar 17 00:26, you wrote to Vlad the Impailer (of dogs):

    Probably was a Yorkshire Terrier with that small penis of yours.

    Terrier was too big man. Went with a teacup breed.

    Rogered

    ... Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. --- GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-b20160322
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  • From Tiny@1:229/452.3 to Atreyu on Tue Mar 7 05:58:34 2017

    Hello Atreyu!

    06 Mar 17 18:12, you wrote to Vlad The Impailer (Of Dogs):

    I guess I'm too mentally sick to do anything like that...

    I'm sure you could tell it was a veiled test message. Just so
    sick of saying "Test".

    What's new?

    Shawn

    ... Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it.
    --- GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-b20160322
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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Tiny on Tue Mar 7 08:23:44 2017
    On 07 Mar 17 05:58:34, Tiny said the following to Atreyu:

    I guess I'm too mentally sick to do anything like that...

    I'm sure you could tell it was a veiled test message. Just so
    sick of saying "Test".

    What's new?

    Fighting off a cold at the moment. Instead of brewing neo-citran I think I'll just eat the crystals directly.

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)
  • From The Lord of the Pings@2:292/854 to Atreyu on Tue Mar 7 14:28:06 2017

    What's new?

    Fighting off a cold at the moment. Instead of brewing neo-citran I think I'll just eat the crystals directly.

    Only one cure for a bad cold: Vodka ... lots of it.

    Ping

    --- D'Bridge 3.99
    * Origin: Many Glacier -- Protect - Preserve - Conserve (2:292/854)
  • From Tiny@1:229/452.3 to Atreyu on Tue Mar 7 14:09:18 2017

    Hello Atreyu!

    07 Mar 17 08:23, you wrote to me:

    Fighting off a cold at the moment. Instead of brewing neo-citran I
    think I'll just eat the crystals directly.

    I snort them whenever possible. Cures ya quick... does make you want
    crystal meth afterwards though... but I figure what the hell it's all
    natural.

    Shawn


    ... I like a man who grins when he fights.
    --- GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-b20160322
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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to The Lord Of The Pings on Tue Mar 7 22:48:46 2017
    On 07 Mar 17 14:28:06, The Lord Of The Pings said the following to Atreyu:

    What's new?

    Fighting off a cold at the moment. Instead of brewing neo-citran I think I'll just eat the crystals directly.

    Only one cure for a bad cold: Vodka ... lots of it.

    Smirnoff?

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)
  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Tiny on Tue Mar 7 22:49:45 2017
    On 07 Mar 17 14:09:18, Tiny said the following to Atreyu:

    Fighting off a cold at the moment. Instead of brewing neo-citran I think I'll just eat the crystals directly.

    I snort them whenever possible. Cures ya quick... does make you want crystal meth afterwards though... but I figure what the hell it's all natural.

    I'm starting to get better. If I want meth, I could take a trip to your neck of the woods... hell, Oshawa chicks like their meth and Tims coffee...

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)
  • From The Lord of the Pings@2:292/854 to Atreyu on Wed Mar 8 10:33:56 2017

    Only one cure for a bad cold: Vodka ... lots of it.

    Smirnoff?

    That's a good start ... put it in the freezer for some hours so it becomes oily
    and thicker to pour...

    Ping

    --- D'Bridge 3.99
    * Origin: Many Glacier -- Protect - Preserve - Conserve (2:292/854)
  • From Tiny@1:229/452.3 to Atreyu on Wed Mar 8 06:35:26 2017

    Hello Atreyu!

    07 Mar 17 22:49, you wrote to me:

    I'm starting to get better. If I want meth, I could take a trip to
    your neck of the woods... hell, Oshawa chicks like their meth and Tims coffee...

    They like pills more for some reason. I find I just shake a pill bottle
    and I have to fight them off my cock.

    Shawn


    ... I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
    --- GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-b20160322
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  • From Fang The Cat@2:292/854 to Tiny on Wed Mar 8 12:59:58 2017

    They like pills more for some reason. I find I just shake a pill
    bottle and I have to fight them off my cock.

    You should try sheep ... or Alpaca.

    Miauw

    --- D'Bridge 3.99
    * Origin: Many Glacier -- Protect - Preserve - Conserve (2:292/854)
  • From Shwastatutes@1:229/452.3 to Fang The Cat on Wed Mar 8 10:29:48 2017

    Hello Fang!

    08 Mar 17 12:59, you wrote to me:

    You should try sheep ... or Alpaca.

    I /could/ but I mean a dirty shwa girl is still human, even
    though they don't have teeth.

    Shawn

    ... I wish the Government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
    --- GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-b20160322
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  • From Fang The Cat@2:292/854 to Shwastatutes on Wed Mar 8 17:30:06 2017

    You should try sheep ... or Alpaca.

    I /could/ but I mean a dirty shwa girl is still human, even
    though they don't have teeth.

    Alpaca's give you a better blowjob, and no Aids nor Syphilis. At best they'll spitt in your face.

    \%/@rd

    --- D'Bridge 3.99
    * Origin: Many Glacier -- Protect - Preserve - Conserve (2:292/854)
  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Fang The Cat on Wed Mar 8 14:58:45 2017
    On 08 Mar 17 17:30:06, Fang The Cat said the following to Shwastatutes:

    You should try sheep ... or Alpaca.

    I /could/ but I mean a dirty shwa girl is still human, even
    though they don't have teeth.

    Alpaca's give you a better blowjob, and no Aids nor Syphilis. At best they' spitt in your face.

    Oshawa girls spit in your face as well... and not just from blowjobs.

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)
  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to The Lord Of The Pings on Wed Mar 8 14:59:13 2017
    On 08 Mar 17 10:33:56, The Lord Of The Pings said the following to Atreyu:

    Only one cure for a bad cold: Vodka ... lots of it.

    Smirnoff?

    That's a good start ... put it in the freezer for some hours so it becomes oily and thicker to pour...

    I assume the correct Belgian way is to drink it straight....

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)
  • From stdsr4me@1:229/452.3 to Fang The Cat on Wed Mar 8 13:49:10 2017

    Hello Fang!

    08 Mar 17 17:30, you wrote to Shwastatutes:

    Alpaca's give you a better blowjob, and no Aids nor Syphilis. At best they'll spitt in your face.

    I think it's more fun to play the STD roulette this way. Do I get aids or syphilis or just the herps? One never knows!!!

    Also a shwa pill head would never spit! They need the protein.

    Shawn


    ... Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
    --- GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-b20160322
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  • From Fang The Cat@2:292/854 to Atreyu on Thu Mar 9 01:23:40 2017

    Alpaca's give you a better blowjob, and no Aids nor Syphilis. At best A>FT> they spitt in your face.

    Oshawa girls spit in your face as well... and not just from blowjobs.

    Alpacas have long flexible tongues.

    --- D'Bridge 3.99
    * Origin: I know places where no-one will find you (2:292/854)
  • From The Lord of the Pings@2:292/854 to Atreyu on Thu Mar 9 01:25:52 2017

    That's a good start ... put it in the freezer for some hours so it
    becomes oily and thicker to pour...

    I assume the correct Belgian way is to drink it straight....

    There's only one way ... the Russki way.

    --- D'Bridge 3.99
    * Origin: I know places where no-one will find you (2:292/854)
  • From Matt Munson@1:218/109 to Atreyu on Wed Mar 8 11:41:11 2017
    RE: Re: Tee Hee
    BY: Atreyu(1:229/426)
    I'm starting to get better. If I want meth, I could take a trip to your
    neck
    of the woods... hell, Oshawa chicks like their meth and Tims coffee...

    California is also famous for meth. I think I live in the meth county of the state.

    --- WWIV 5.3.0.2536
    * Origin: Inland Utopia BBS * Ontario, California (1:218/109)
  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Fang The Cat on Thu Mar 9 02:23:56 2017
    On 09 Mar 17 01:23:40, Fang The Cat said the following to Atreyu:

    Alpaca's give you a better blowjob, and no Aids nor Syphilis. At best A>FT> they spitt in your face.

    Oshawa girls spit in your face as well... and not just from blowjobs.

    Alpacas have long flexible tongues.

    So do the Oshawa tramps...

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)
  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to The Lord Of The Pings on Thu Mar 9 02:24:14 2017
    On 09 Mar 17 01:25:52, The Lord Of The Pings said the following to Atreyu:

    That's a good start ... put it in the freezer for some hours so it A>TL> becomes oily and thicker to pour...

    I assume the correct Belgian way is to drink it straight....

    There's only one way ... the Russki way.

    Will my breath smell like garlic as well?

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)
  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Matt Munson on Thu Mar 9 03:29:59 2017
    On 08 Mar 17 11:41:11, Matt Munson said the following to Atreyu:

    I'm starting to get better. If I want meth, I could take a trip to your
    neck
    of the woods... hell, Oshawa chicks like their meth and Tims coffee...

    California is also famous for meth. I think I live in the meth county of th state.

    I thought that was the American mid-west?

    Do a Google search for the "How white-trash is your state" quiz and there was a very interesting mathematical formula to compute this based on how many Walmarts, check-cashing joints, meth addicts etc... also, if your state is
    home to any NASCAR events, bonus points for that.

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)
  • From Fang The Cat@2:292/854 to Atreyu on Thu Mar 9 09:52:20 2017

    Alpacas have long flexible tongues.

    So do the Oshawa tramps...

    Those are their labia flapping between their knees.

    Miauw

    --- D'Bridge 3.99
    * Origin: I know places where no-one will find you (2:292/854)
  • From The Donald@2:292/854 to Atreyu on Thu Mar 9 09:54:56 2017

    There's only one way ... the Russki way.

    Will my breath smell like garlic as well?

    Anything better than Ivanka when I screwed her...

    --- D'Bridge 3.99
    * Origin: I know places where no-one will find you (2:292/854)
  • From Kurt Weiske@1:218/700 to Matt Munson on Fri Mar 10 09:24:42 2017
    Re: Re: Tee Hee
    By: Matt Munson to Atreyu on Wed Mar 08 2017 11:41 am

    California is also famous for meth. I think I live in the meth county of the state.

    We should start taxing that sh*t. Piss the hell out of the dealers to be able to buy it on the shelves.

    Then, maybe I could buy proper sudafed again.
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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Kurt Weiske on Sun Mar 12 23:00:27 2017
    On 10 Mar 17 09:24:42, Kurt Weiske said the following to Matt Munson:

    California is also famous for meth. I think I live in the meth county of the state.

    We should start taxing that sh*t. Piss the hell out of the dealers to be ab to buy it on the shelves.

    Then, maybe I could buy proper sudafed again.

    We have a lot of idiots here in Canada that want to see pot legalized 100%...

    They seem to believe that the benefits would be the income derived from taxing it... In other words, we aren't being taxed enough, we should tax something else, form more government to manage the taxation and distribution, etc...

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)