• Vacuum cleaner

    From Erection Coordinator@2:292/854 to Atreyu on Thu Jun 2 17:41:48 2022
    As you're the leading expert, is it possible to get a blowjob from a vacuumcleaner?

    As the saying goes: Hoover sucks, so ...

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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Erection Coordinator on Thu Jun 2 12:01:39 2022
    On 02 Jun 22 17:41:48, Erection Coordinator said the following to Atreyu:

    As you're the leading expert, is it possible to get a blowjob from a vacuumcleaner?

    Not worth the effort. Better to find a woman who sucks like a Hoover than trying to get sucked off by an actual Hoover.

    Atreyu

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  • From Erection Coordinator@2:292/854 to Atreyu on Fri Jun 3 08:52:00 2022
    As you're the leading expert, is it possible to get a blowjob from a A>EC> vacuumcleaner?

    Not worth the effort. Better to find a woman who sucks like a Hoover than

    trying to get sucked off by an actual Hoover.

    Dam(n).

    \%/@rd

    --- DB4 - 20220519
    * Origin: I know places where no-one will find you (2:292/854)
  • From Shawn Highfield@1:229/452 to Atreyu on Fri Jun 3 09:27:10 2022
    Atreyu wrote to Erection Coordinator <=-

    As you're the leading expert, is it possible to get a blowjob from a vacuumcleaner?
    Not worth the effort. Better to find a woman who sucks like a Hoover
    than trying to get sucked off by an actual Hoover.

    In Oshawa you can get a blow job from a toothless girl for an XL tim horton's double double.

    Shawn

    ... "Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"

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  • From Jay Harris@1:229/664.2 to Shawn Highfield on Fri Jun 3 10:08:04 2022
    *** Quoting Shawn Highfield from a message to Atreyu ***

    In Oshawa you can get a blow job from a toothless girl for an XL tim horton's double double.

    That begs the question, what could you get for an iced capp? Or do we want to know?


    Jay

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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Shawn Highfield on Fri Jun 3 14:20:50 2022
    On 03 Jun 22 09:27:10, Shawn Highfield said the following to Atreyu:

    Not worth the effort. Better to find a woman who sucks like a Hoover than trying to get sucked off by an actual Hoover.

    In Oshawa you can get a blow job from a toothless girl for an XL tim horton double double.

    I don't want to catch dick warts...

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)
  • From Erection Coordinator@2:292/854 to Shawn Highfield on Fri Jun 3 21:44:25 2022
    In Oshawa you can get a blow job from a toothless girl for an XL tim horton's double double.

    How low can you stoop ...

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    * Origin: I know places where no-one will find you (2:292/854)
  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Erection Coordinator on Fri Jun 3 18:50:50 2022
    On 03 Jun 22 21:44:25, Erection Coordinator said the following to Shawn Highfie

    In Oshawa you can get a blow job from a toothless girl for an XL tim horton's double double.

    How low can you stoop ...

    Did you not say once that a hole is a hole and a penis has no eyes?

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)
  • From Shawn Highfield@1:229/452 to Jay Harris on Sat Jun 4 08:43:05 2022
    Jay Harris wrote to Shawn Highfield <=-

    That begs the question, what could you get for an iced capp? Or do we want to know?

    I don't think you want to know. I asked once and couldn't sleep for a
    week.

    Shawn

    ... If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

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  • From Erection Coordinator@2:292/854 to Atreyu on Sat Jun 4 19:34:49 2022
    Did you not say once that a hole is a hole and a penis has no eyes?

    No.

    I did say that once a collegue told me that a hole is a hole and a 'dick' has no eyes ...

    It's different.

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  • From Kurt Weiske@1:218/700 to Erection Coordinator on Sun Jun 5 08:36:00 2022
    Erection Coordinator wrote to Atreyu <=-

    Did you not say once that a hole is a hole and a penis has no eyes?

    No.

    I did say that once a collegue told me that a hole is a hole and a
    'dick' has no eyes ...

    With all of this penis talk, y'all need to see season 3 of "The Boys" on Amazon Prime.

    You'll know what I'm talking about when you see it.


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  • From Utopian Galt@1:218/109 to Atreyu on Tue Jun 7 21:47:07 2022
    BY: Atreyu(1:229/426)


    I don't want to catch dick warts...

    or monkey pox


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  • From Erection Coordinator@2:292/854 to Utopian Galt on Wed Jun 8 14:59:06 2022
    I don't want to catch dick warts...

    or monkey pox

    Up your monkey ...

    --- DB4 - 20220519
    * Origin: I know places where no-one will find you (2:292/854)