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    From Roger Nelson@1:3828/7 to All on Mon Oct 23 11:51:07 2017
    I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."

    HE SAID, "NO"

    I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER."

    HE SAID, "YES."

    I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON,"

    BILL GATES SAID, "NO."

    I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK."

    BILL GATES SAID, "OK."

    I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE C.E.O.

    HE SAID, "NO"

    I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES SON-IN-LAW"

    HE SAID, "OK"


    Regards,

    Roger

    --- DB 3.99 + PQUSA
    * Origin: NCS BBS - Houma, LoUiSiAna (1:3828/7)
  • From Alexandr Kruglikov@2:5053/58.1 to Roger Nelson on Mon Oct 23 23:08:08 2017
    Good ${greeting_time}, Roger!

    23 Oct 17 11:51, you wrote to All:

    I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."
    HE SAID, "NO"
    I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER."
    HE SAID, "YES."
    I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON,"
    BILL GATES SAID, "NO."
    I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK."
    BILL GATES SAID, "OK."
    I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE C.E.O.
    HE SAID, "NO"
    I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES SON-IN-LAW"
    HE SAID, "OK"

    lol. In Russia there is a rumor that this is an example of the shuttle diplomacy of Henry Alfred Kissinger. And they tell her a little differently:

    Once Henry Kissinger was asked:
    - What is shuttle diplomacy?
    Kissinger replied:
    - This is a universal method! I will explain by example. Suppose you want to issue the method of shuttle diplomacy to the daughter of Rockefeller to marry a
    simple peasant from a Russian village.
    - How?

    - Very simple. I'm going to a Russian village, I find a simple guy there and ask:
    - Do you want to marry an American girl?"
    He told me:
    - What?! We have our girls full.
    I told him:
    - Yes. But she is the daughter of a billionaire!
    Is he:
    - Wow! It changes everything!

    Then I'm going to Switzerland to the board meeting of the bank and I ask:
    - Do you want to have a Siberian peasant in CEO?
    - Fuuuuu,- they tell me at the bank.
    - And what if he is Rockefeller's son-in-law?
    - Wow! This changes everything!

    Then I'm going home to Rockefeller and ask:
    - Do you want to have a son-in-law of a Russian peasant?
    He told me:
    - What are you talking about, we all have financiers in our family!
    I told him:
    - And he, just, - CEO of the Swiss bank!
    Is he:
    - Wow! It changes everything! Suzy! Come here. Mr. Kissinger has found you a bridegroom. This is CEO of the Swiss bank!

    Suzy:
    - Fuuuuu... All these financiers can not do anything in bed!
    And I told her:
    - Yes! But this one is a huge Siberian peasant!
    She is:
    - Wow!! It changes everything! =)

    With best regards, Alexandr.

    --- "OS X/binkd/hpt-1.9-cur/GoldEd+-1.1.5-b20170303" ---
    * Origin: 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm... (2:5053/58.1)
  • From Roger Nelson@1:3828/7 to Alexandr Kruglikov on Mon Oct 23 16:26:00 2017
    On Mon Oct-23-2017 23:08, Alexandr Kruglikov (2:5053/58.1) wrote to Roger Nelson:

    Good ${greeting_time}, Roger!

    23 Oct 17 11:51, you wrote to All:

    I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."
    HE SAID, "NO"
    I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER."
    HE SAID, "YES."
    I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON,"
    BILL GATES SAID, "NO."
    I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK."
    BILL GATES SAID, "OK."
    I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE C.E.O.
    HE SAID, "NO"
    I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES SON-IN-LAW"
    HE SAID, "OK"

    lol. In Russia there is a rumor that this is an example of the
    shuttle diplomacy of Henry Alfred Kissinger. And they tell her a
    little differently:

    Once Henry Kissinger was asked:
    - What is shuttle diplomacy?
    Kissinger replied:
    - This is a universal method! I will explain by example. Suppose
    you want to issue the method of shuttle diplomacy to the daughter
    of Rockefeller to marry a simple peasant from a Russian village.
    - How?

    - Very simple. I'm going to a Russian village, I find a simple guy
    there and ask:
    - Do you want to marry an American girl?"
    He told me:
    - What?! We have our girls full.
    I told him:
    - Yes. But she is the daughter of a billionaire!
    Is he:
    - Wow! It changes everything!

    Then I'm going to Switzerland to the board meeting of the bank and
    I ask: - Do you want to have a Siberian peasant in CEO?
    - Fuuuuu,- they tell me at the bank.
    - And what if he is Rockefeller's son-in-law?
    - Wow! This changes everything!

    Then I'm going home to Rockefeller and ask:
    - Do you want to have a son-in-law of a Russian peasant?
    He told me:
    - What are you talking about, we all have financiers in our family!
    I told him:
    - And he, just, - CEO of the Swiss bank!
    Is he:
    - Wow! It changes everything! Suzy! Come here. Mr. Kissinger has
    found you a bridegroom. This is CEO of the Swiss bank!

    Suzy:
    - Fuuuuu... All these financiers can not do anything in bed! And I
    told her:
    - Yes! But this one is a huge Siberian peasant!
    She is:
    - Wow!! It changes everything! =)

    With best regards, Alexandr.

    That was great! Thank you.


    Regards,

    Roger
    --- timEd/386 1.10.y2k+
    * Origin: NCS BBS - Houma, LoUiSiAna - (1:3828/7)
  • From Alexandr Kruglikov@2:5053/58.1 to Roger Nelson on Tue Oct 24 09:58:14 2017
    Good ${greeting_time}, Roger!

    *** Answering a msg posted in area CarbonArea (Mail for me).

    23 Oct 17 16:26, you wrote to me:

    That was great! Thank you.

    Not at all! =)

    With best regards, Alexandr.

    --- "OS X/binkd/hpt-1.9-cur/GoldEd+-1.1.5-b20170303" ---
    * Origin: 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm... (2:5053/58.1)