• [GCFL.net] Random Musings

    From ROB STARR@719:550/1 to All on Tue Mar 12 01:39:48 2019
    I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die
    of natural causes.

    When weeding a garden, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed
    and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it was a valuable plant.

    The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

    Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
    about seeing UFOs like they used to?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    Received from Bill Rayborn.
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