Cindy: Mommy, Zach broke my baby doll!
Mommy: I'm sorry, sweetheart. How did in happen?
Cindy: I hit him over the head with it.
Mother: Tommy, why did you kick your little sister in the stomach?
Tommy: I couldn't help it. She turned around too quickly.
Johnny: Why are you down?
Mike: My sister said she wouldn't talk to me for two weeks.
Johnny: Why does that upset you? Mike: Today's the last day.
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