• [GCFL.net] Short Puns

    From ROB STARR@719:550/1 to All on Wed Mar 13 01:07:14 2019
    What has 18 legs and catches flies?
    A baseball team.

    What is a sleeping child?
    A kidnapper.

    Why did the man put his car in the oven?
    Because he wanted a hot rod.

    If you cross a pig and a young goat, what do you get?
    A dirty kid.

    Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
    To make up for a bad summer.

    What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a young goat?
    A stuck-up kid.

    A small boy swallowed some coins And was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

    The butcher backed into the meat grinder And got a little behind in his work.

    When is high finances mentioned in the Bible?
    When Pharaoh's daughter took a little prophet from the bushes.

    Received from Stan Kegel.
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