• Thanksgiving Day Forecast

    From Daryl Stout@33:860/33 to All on Thu Nov 25 07:44:15 2021
    Thanksgiving weather forecast -- Guaranteed 100% accurate (grin!)

    Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon
    high near 190 degrees Fahrenheit. The kitchen will turn hot and humid,
    and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold
    shoulder.

    During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will
    slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches
    on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry
    sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.

    A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire
    area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening,
    the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a
    low of 34 degrees Fahrenheit in the refrigerator.

    Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches
    will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days
    with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect
    a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure
    will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (33:860/33)