• [ANSI] Joke of the Day

    From JokeMaster@719:550/7 to All on Thu Jun 13 04:17:28 2019

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    I'm learning ancient history.

    So am I. Let's go for a walk and talk over
    old times.

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    RCS Joke Post 1.0.2.2
    (c)2018-2019


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  • From JokeMaster@719:550/7 to All on Fri Jun 14 04:18:09 2019

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    A customer called to say he couldn't get his
    computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of
    trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the
    man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding
    it in front of the screen and pressing the "send"
    key.

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    RCS Joke Post 1.0.2.2
    (c)2018-2019


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  • From JokeMaster@719:550/7 to All on Sat Jun 15 04:17:59 2019

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    Knock! Knock!

    Who's there?

    Hanna.

    Hanna who?

    .Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

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    RCS Joke Post 1.0.2.2
    (c)2018-2019


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  • From JokeMaster@719:550/7 to All on Sun Jun 16 04:17:36 2019

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    After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is
    walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a
    bucket.

    He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him
    for his fishing license.

    The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch
    these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come
    down to the water and whistle and these lobsters
    jump out and I take them for a walk only to return
    them at the end of the day."

    The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it
    is illegal to fish without a license.

    The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If
    you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the
    lobsters back into the water.

    The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and
    show me that they will come out of the water."

    The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What
    lobsters?"

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    RCS Joke Post 1.0.2.2
    (c)2018-2019


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