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[ANSI] Joke of the Day
From
JokeMaster@719:550/7 to
All on Thu Jun 13 04:17:28 2019
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I'm learning ancient history.
So am I. Let's go for a walk and talk over
old times.
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RCS Joke Post 1.0.2.2
(c)2018-2019
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From
JokeMaster@719:550/7 to
All on Fri Jun 14 04:18:09 2019
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A customer called to say he couldn't get his
computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of
trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the
man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding
it in front of the screen and pressing the "send"
key.
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RCS Joke Post 1.0.2.2
(c)2018-2019
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From
JokeMaster@719:550/7 to
All on Sat Jun 15 04:17:59 2019
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
.Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
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(c)2018-2019
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From
JokeMaster@719:550/7 to
All on Sun Jun 16 04:17:36 2019
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After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is
walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a
bucket.
He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him
for his fishing license.
The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch
these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come
down to the water and whistle and these lobsters
jump out and I take them for a walk only to return
them at the end of the day."
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it
is illegal to fish without a license.
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If
you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the
lobsters back into the water.
The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and
show me that they will come out of the water."
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What
lobsters?"
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(c)2018-2019
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