• [GCFL.net] Quotes of the Day

    From ROB STARR@719:550/1 to All on Tue Apr 9 16:07:14 2019
    America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a
    year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. - Evan Esar

    I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome
    K. Jerome, "Three Men in a Boat," 1889

    A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company. - Gian Vincenzo Gravina

    As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

    The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. - Joe Ancis

    Source: Quotes of the Day, http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html

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